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Posted by: The OLE MAN

I'm a NEW member of the

ILLUMINATI


for those who don't know, GOOD............ you're better off.


The OLE MAN



Posted by: merczephyr

Sounds like a nice way to say you fell on a lamp and had a light bulb shoved up your ass.





Posted by: 3SuperSports

You mean this? http://swiss.csail.mit.edu/~boogles/Illuminati/



Posted by: MikeT

now that you told us, don't ya have to kill us?








I guess thats why you bought all those guns



Posted by: The OLE MAN

The EXCITEMENT over came me


and,




you're RIGHT................... about the guns

The OLE MAN



Posted by: The OLE MAN

Quote:
Originally Posted by 3SuperSports
You mean this? http://swiss.csail.mit.edu/~boogles/Illuminati/




Come on.......................




Nope, since my Great, Great, Great, Great Grandfater, Adam Weishaupt, from Germany, wanted all his family (males) to become one. Thats all................


The OLE MAN ( you didn't know I was a HUN, did ya )



Posted by: Mr. P

http://www.dailywav.com/0403/mutantsamongus.wav


EDIT:

This frigging llink works, but you have to cut and paste it, apparently they don't want it automatically linked????? I just did it and it works.



Posted by: DeckSetter

The OLE MAN likes men.



Posted by: BlownElCamino

Quote:
Originally Posted by The OLE MAN
I'm a NEW member of the

ILLUMINATI


for those who don't know, GOOD............ you're better off.


The OLE MAN




...and I am of the Knight's Templar. Bow down and swear fealty to your betters...

(I will accept VISA or Money Orders for the monetary tribute).


And while you are wondering, having been responsible for the Kennedy assassinations and both World Wars, and as the only group with such power, were behind "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" running for multiple seasons. Who else could wield such incomprehensible power?

And, no, the map to our hidden treasure is not encoded in her navel ring.



Posted by: Giz

were behind "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" running for multiple seasons. Who else could wield such incomprehensible power?

shhhh you were not supposed to tell

Giz



Posted by: BlownElCamino

You have forgotten the cardinal rule for identifying Templars....

Anyone who says he is is not and therefore must be despite any protests that he is not.


shhh...


Jacque de Molay lives
Friday, October 13, 1307



Posted by: The OLE MAN

Quote:
Originally Posted by BlownElCamino
You have forgotten the cardinal rule for identifying Templars....

Anyone who says he is is not and therefore must be despite any protests that he is not.


shhh...


Jacque de Molay lives
Friday, October 13, 1307




There are many accounts of De Molay's dying words, but the 19th century historian, Charles Addison; perhaps one of the foremost Templar scholars records them as follows:

"To say that which is untrue is a crime both in the sight of God and man. Not one of us has betrayed his God or his country. I do confess my guilt, which consists in having, to my shame and dishonor, suffered myself, through the pain of torture and the fear of death, to give utterance to falsehoods imputing scandalous sins and iniquities to an illustrious Order, which hath nobly served the cause of Christianity. I disdain to seek a wretched and disgraceful existence by engrafting another lie upon the original falsehood


The OLE MAN



Posted by: BlownElCamino

Quote:
There are many accounts of De Molay's dying words,



Actually, I think it was probably more along the lines of:


"OWWW. That shit HURTS!"


Have you ever read "Fouchault's Pendulum" by Umberto Eco? He's the same guy who wrote "The Name of the Rose."

Although great fiction, it contains truck loads of historical anecdotes about the Templars.



Posted by: LS1JAY

I have no idea what you're talking about, OLE MAN, but, congrats none the less!



Posted by: DeckSetter

I'm starting to worry about you guys.



Posted by: MikeT

Quote:
Originally Posted by DeckSetter
I'm starting to worry about you guys.



just now starting?


Man where have you been?



Posted by: LS1JAY

Quote:
Originally Posted by DeckSetter
I'm starting to worry about you guys.

Good, we've been worried about you for years!



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