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Blonde amusment
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Posted by: LadyLS1

A blonde lady motorist was two hours from San Diego when she was
> > >flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.

> > >

> > >The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"

> > >

> > >"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"

> > >

> > >"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck.

>My

> > >problem is, I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be

> > >delivered to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already, so I

> > >don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take

> > >them to the zoo for me? I'll give you fifty dollars for your

>trouble."

> > >

> > >"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.

> > >

> > >So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the

>blonde's

> > >car and carefully strapped into their seat belts.

> > >

> > >Off they went.

> > >

> > >Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of

>San

> > >Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking

> > >down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the

>amusement

> > >of the crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and

>ran

> > >over to the blonde.

> > >

> > >"What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you fifty

> > >dollars to take these chimpanzees to the zoo." "Yes, I know you

>did,"

> > >said the blonde, but we had money left over----so we went to the

> > >movies!!!

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