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Posted by: LadyLS1

WHY?
> Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
> are getting weak?
>> Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
> is not enough?
> =20
> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
> stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
> =20
> Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
> =20
> Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
> =20
> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
> =20
> Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
> throw a revolver at him?
> =20
> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
> =20
> Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
> =20
> If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
> =20
> Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
> =20
> Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles
> are always white?
> =20
> Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
> =20
> Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
> something new to eat will have materialized?
> =20
> Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
> vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it=20
> down to give the vacuum one more chance?
> =20
> Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?
> =20
> How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?
> =20
> When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
> shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all=20
> right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you=20
> stupid idiot!"
> =20
> Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
> off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
> =20
> In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
> when we complained about the heat?
> =20
> Why do you never hear father-in-law jokes?
> =20
> If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your
> wife/girlfriend told you to do it?
> =20
> And my FAVORITE......
> =20
> The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is
> suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best=20
> friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

Posted by: skeezix

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