The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressedgood looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. "May I help you?" She asked. "I want to see Valerie," the man replied. "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.
"No. I must see Valerie," was the man's reply.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged$1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one-hundred dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After anhour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie.Valerie explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row--too expensive--and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000.
Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs. After their session, Valerie questioned the man. "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
The man replied, "South Carolina." "Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina." "I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
Death,Taxes and being screwed by a lawyer!
Posted by: VETTKLR
Niiiiice.
Posted by: Grape Ape
What he said!
Posted by: KJ
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Originally Posted by Grape Ape
What he said!
means what? you don't think for yourself
Posted by: Grape Ape
I wish KJ were a smarter person. It's simply TOO EASY to see he's defeated and grasping for straws in basically any thread I post. Lame is an understatement. Grow up kid., You'll be allowed to drive a car and everything someday!
Posted by: KJ
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Originally Posted by Grape Ape
I wish KJ were a smarter person. It's simply TOO EASY to see he's defeated and grasping for straws in basically any thread I post. Lame is an understatement. Grow up kid., You'll be allowed to drive a car and everything someday!
damn you are most definatly a convict
get a real life quit borrowing someone elses
you got a good ass kicking coming but youll never bring it
Posted by: Grape Ape
Just say where you'd like to "run into" me. PLEASE make it the dragstrip!!! Afterall, you'll be the laughing stock of the internet if you show up on a bicycle AND get your butt kicked! If you go to the track, you can make an excuse like, "My car broke on that last 9.34 second pass and I had to park it for the next 50yrs." At least though, I won't video a 16yr old salad tosser riding his bicycle up to the local K-mart trying to find a place to hide the bike before making an idiot of himself by acting tough in the parking lot... Just before he gets run over by a passing car who's driver couldn't see his skinny arse standing in the way.
Posted by: skeezix
good one Lav.
Posted by: GMR
well dressedgood
I find that funny for some reason.
Hmmm, maybe cause I just got out of english class.
What he said!
good one Lav.
