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What a Nice Guy!
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Posted by: LadyLS1

Sheila came home only to find her husband, Mark, in bed with a woman.

Sheila says "That's it, I'm leaving, and never coming back!"
Mark says "Don't you at least want to hear my explanation?"
Sheila shrugs and says, "Fine, .... let's hear your story."
Mark says, .... "I'm driving along the street, when I see this
young lady in torn clothes, .... no shoes, .... all muddy, .... and crying.
I took pity on her, and asked if she would like to get cleaned up in my house.
She climbed into my truck, and I brought her home. She took a shower, I gave
her the underwear that doesn't fit you anymore, the blouse I bought you 2-years
ago that you never wore, the $150 Nike running shoes you bought but never
used, ....
I even gave her some of the roast beef you had in the fridge, but
didn't serve to me. I showed her to the door. She thanked me profusely.
As she was about to leave she turned around and asked me, .... Is there
anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?"

WOW, THIS IS ONE GUILTY WIFE .......

Posted by: Grape Ape

You, or her?

Posted by: KJ

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Originally Posted by Grape Ape


	You, or her?

for a english teacher sometimes you make no sense

Posted by: Grape Ape

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Originally Posted by KJ


	for a english teacher sometimes you make no sense

Silly boy, I'm not an english teacher and simply because you don't understand what's said doesn't mean it makes no sense. The grown ups understand. Go back to Romper Room. Your cap is getting lonely.

Posted by: KJ

it now time for you therapy put that puffer in your mouth and suck like you do
you little bitch why do you always go this bash dance whenever you are asked for a slip
I don;t think you are a has been I know you are a never was

Posted by: Grape Ape

Then WHAT are you afraid of, sissy? Don't worry, I'm not going there to beat your little panzy ass. I'm going to prove what a fool you are. You've NEVER shown up because you've NEVER had a car to race. You're a liar, period.

If you weren't scared of me, you'd just go race and stop running, as they say in these parts, your GATOR! Save it sissy. Either shut up and race, or just shut up.

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