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Posted by: LadyLS1

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
>boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost
>instantly removed.
>
>2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
>someone else to hold them while you chop away.
>
>3. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
>while, thus reducing the pressure in your arteries.
>
>4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
>rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
>
>5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will
>be afraid to cough.
>
>6. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will
>forget about the tooth ache.
>
>AND...
>
>Sometimes we just need to remember what "The Rules of Life" really are:
>
>You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it
>should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
>
>Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
>If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
>
>And finally... Be really good to your family and friends. You never know
>when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
>
>"Thought for the Day: Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our
>heart rather than a piece of our mind."

Posted by: Slow Nova

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lavender


	>Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Well....not everyone:

Posted by: skeezix

That guys hard up for cash.

Posted by: Slow Nova

Quote:

Originally Posted by skeezix


	That guys hard up for cash.

If you've ever been to Venice Beach, you know him. He'll annoy you, and follow you around, sing to you, etc. until you pay him to leave you alone...or beat him to the ground...Whichever you prefer.

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