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The current most annoying rapper of the last 10 minutes has got to be 50 Cent. When I first heard this dude's name, I thought, "Great, another dumb hip-hop twit who refuses to use plurals when refering to change". Then I thought about it some more. Since I've never actually seen his name in PRINT form, it occured to me that perhaps his name is really 50 Scent, which is how it's pronounced. Based on his "music", here's my guess as to what those 50 scents might be:
1) The scent of human shit. 2) The scent of dead skunk. 3) The scent of rotting eggs. 4) The scent of vomit. 5) The scent of baboon asshole. 6) The scent of garbage. 7) The scent of ape shit. 8) The scent of Arabic armpits. 9) The scent of car exhaust. 10) The scent of wet cigars. 11) The scent of horse piss. 12) The scent of yeast infected pussy. 13) The scent of dirty underwear. 14) The scent of maggoty road kill. 15) The scent of raw sewage. 16) The scent of sweaty feet. 17) The scent of aborted fetuses. 18) The scent of Andy Dick's prostate. 19) The scent of used toilet paper. 20) The scent of rat asshole. 21) The scent of fat human toe-cheese. 22) The scent of a peep-show booth's floor. 23) The scent of burst rectal boils. 24) The scent of fresh dog shit. 25) The scent of an African village. 26) The scent of gangrene. 27) The scent of Eminem's lips. 28) The scent of rancid meat. 29) The scent of hippies. 30) The scent of AIDS infected semen. 31) The scent of spoiled milk. 32) The scent of dirty jock-straps. 33) The scent of black booty. 34) The scent of pickled bull scrotum. 35) The scent of tooth rot. 36) The scent of elephant asshole. 37) The scent of retard genitalia. 38) The scent of ammonia. 39) The scent of dead kittens. 40) The scent of used douche water. 41) The scent of fermented ass juice. 42) The scent of a Harlem locker room. 43) The scent of a barnyard. 44) The scent of toxic waste. 45) The scent of the underside of Star Jones' left tit. 46) The scent of dirty diapers. 47) The scent of Mexican kitchen help. 48) The scent of tar. 49) The scent of pig farts. 50) The scent of a worthless, piece of shit nigger with no talent who'll end up getting shot and never being able to spend all the money it makes by selling audio garbage to waste of skin suburban fuck-wits. |
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