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Mike T..found ya a GF...
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Posted by: No Rice Allowed

Only problem, you have to move to San Diego and grow a mullet....

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NRBRKRH

Posted by: VETTKLR

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	Hey im 21

Sweeeet.

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	Just moved to San Diego and need some one to show me around.

Hell yeah.

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	i dont smoke

Kickass

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	and i like 80s rock.

Right On.

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	I drive a 67 camaro

Badass!

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	and i love dirt bikes and monster trucks

This girl is awesome!

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	(chevys only need apply).

Fuckin' Whore.

Posted by: No Rice Allowed

VETT

Posted by: skeezix

@ vett

Posted by: skeezix

C'mon vette, even YOU would drive a chevy to hit that!

Posted by: Mr. P

She's way too good looking for Mike. I think she'd be distracted real soon, ha ha.

Vett would get his ass kicked hanging around a woman like that, because she's good looking and going to attract a real man, har har, and you know what that means. The 8th grade hissy routine might work on the net, but not in person. Sorry Vette, I don't wanna crush that ego this early in the morning.

Also, just a tip to a friend, women don't like it when a guy just looks and drools, and has nothing to say, ha ha, so I can't see much of a conversation being stuck here. Once she got by the "Sweeeet, hell yeah, kickass, and right-on", then she'd be bored and it wouldn't take long to find out "there's nothing else there".

Yeah, she would leave the party with me

It's tough being a chick magnet, but hey, someone has to do it.

Mr. P

Posted by: GMR

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	say, ha ha, so I can't see much of a conversation being stuck here. Once she got by the "Sweeeet, hell yeah, kickass, and right-on", then she'd be bored and it wouldn't take long to find out "there's nothing else there".

I dunno about that, it did say she likes mullets, thats gotta tell you somthing right there.

LS

Posted by: JustaV6

definately hittable

Posted by: Mr. P

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Originally Posted by GMR


	I dunno about that, it did say she likes mullets, thats gotta tell you somthing right there. LS

well...............she's gotta have something wrong with er, eh? That mullet thing would be a passing fad, no doubt, once she found out how the rest of the world lives, ha ha.

Mr. P

Posted by: MikeT

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Originally Posted by Mr. P


	well...............she's gotta have something wrong with er, eh? That mullet thing would be a passing fad, no doubt, once she found out how the rest of the world lives, ha ha.

hey some people are stuck in the 80's, and thats not a bad thing!

Posted by: VETTKLR

8th grade hissy routine?

Chevy or not, Skeez is right.

I'd hit that in a little different way than I'd hit you, P.

Come on, hoodrat...Let's go for a ride in my Volvo Stomping, Bad Bowtie

Posted by: MikeT

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Originally Posted by VETTKLR


	I'd hit that in a little different way than I'd hit you, P.

So, you'd use some KY on her eh?

Posted by: VETTKLR

Like a gentleman.

Posted by: Mr. P

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Originally Posted by VETTKLR


	8th grade hissy routine? Chevy or not, Skeez is right. I'd hit that in a little different way than I'd hit you, P. Come on, hoodrat...Let's go for a ride in my Volvo Stomping, Bad Bowtie

Well look at that, a guy who makes threats on the internet and posts his license plate at the same time. Real smart, real smart. You don't need me picking on you, you're gonna find all the trouble you want all by yourself.

And by the way, with that pig of a rig and those tires, careful which Volvo you decide to stomp, unless you're by yourself, that way you won't have any witnesses laughing at you. I'd love to see what a V70 AWD station wagon with 300 hp would do to that poseur. You'd probably even lose an off road tangle with that wheelbase.

Mr. P

Posted by: VETTKLR

Chicks dig the big truck.

Chicks do not dig Volvo stationwagon/truck/car/wtf

I don't give a shit about the license plates, Puddin. I know another dude that ain't scared to post his cell phone # on this site either.

Ha ha ha haaaa You brag about a station wagon!!!

You're no threat to anyone but yourself, little man.

p.s. You wished your old lady could throw some 33" tall BF Goodrich Mud Terrain's on her Stationwagon

6 liter can of whoopass...I like this Chebby.

Come get some, nigga!

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Originally Posted by P


	Yeah, she would leave the party with me It's tough being a chick magnet, but hey, someone has to do it.

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!! A stationwagon. That's awfully manly.

You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.

You better hope some ricer troll comes around soon, Pussy. You're gettin' OWN3D.

Go fuck a sheep, lady's ma-a-a-a-a-an. :mrp:

Posted by: Mr. P

You're too busy patting your dumb ass on the back. You missed the point, and the point is: "a 300-hp 5-cylinder turbo Volvo station wagon would blow your truck into the mud" on "any" road course, straight, twisted, or even down hill. I'll make no pretense about taking on your farm machinery off road, but on the highway, your farm equipment is dead meat, or in your case, "meat with hair on it", ha ha. As for the mud on the truck, I'm real impressed, can't you tell?

Hey by the way, as far as getting owned, I tried to find a post you started recently, and it looks like I got a few more reads than you do, pal, so maybe that's your impression of getting owned, eh? Yeah, a we got a real smart one here, totally enamored with himself, with a big crutch.

I'm still laughing about your license plates being posted on the wide world web, ha ha ha. Not real smart

Mr. P

Posted by: MikeT

Posted by: No Rice Allowed

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Originally Posted by MikeT

Dang, I didn't know posting a girl for ya Mike T, would turn into an instigating topic between a Chevy Truck and a Volvo Station Wagon...."Only In THE PIT"

Posted by: Mr. P

Only in the Pit, right!

See, I told you, putting an uninformed Texas hick next to a good looking woman = trouble.

now let's see who get's owned, Volvo station wagon versus 4WD Chevy pickup truck.

My money's on the station wagon, even with a blonde pony tail at the wheel, give her a cell phone, she still wins, ha ha

But now we get to the ultimate sleeper, the V70R. It pumps 300 horsepower out of the 2.5-liter engine with a turbocharger having 20 percent more capacity and twin intercoolers. The engine delivers 295 foot-pounds of torque with the new six-speed close-ratio gearbox, and 260 foot-pounds with the five-speed automatic. Standard equipment includes electronic all-wheel drive, DSTC and big Brembo brakes with four-piston calipers which stop the car fast and true. We did an 80-mph panic stop without our hands removed from the steering wheel, no sweat.

Mr. P

Posted by: MikeT

you guys are comparing apples and used condoms...

One is a 4x4 pickup, made to haul things and go places no car can. The other is a bimbo box made to haul suburbanites to the mall.

Posted by: Mr. P

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Originally Posted by MikeT


	you guys are comparing apples and used condoms... One is a 4x4 pickup, made to haul things and go places no car can. The other is a bimbo box made to haul suburbanites to the mall.

Well you kinda got the point Mike, but not totally.

The pickup truck was offered as a Volvo stomper, and I suggested it could be beaten by a station wagon driven by a blonde pony tail talking on a cell phone, which is true. In Paris Dakar trim, this wagon would also stomp the truck "any" off road circuit.

As for hauling surburbanites to the mall, perhaps the V70 mall fits this billing, but not the six-speed 300 hp AWD V70R model. In case you haven't noticed the spec, it's computer limited to 155-mph, for cough, cough, "liability reasons", ha ha. Pick up truck or not, racing a Volvo station wagon can be hazardous to your ego, depending upon which one you happen to pick on. Launching an AWD 300-hp turbo should also be fun! One of the alltime sleepers. Hey, where else is Vettklr gonna get an education?

Mr. P

Posted by: MikeT

Now see, ya should have posted THAT volvo to begin with. When you think about it, its really too bad more 4x4's don't use portal axles.

Posted by: VETTKLR

Atta boy, P. let's compare some rally cars to an actual Chevy Truck.

Mike, sorry to jack your post, but the inbreeder you call P is just too easily shaken.

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	Hey by the way, as far as getting owned, I tried to find a post you started recently, and it looks like I got a few more reads than you do, pal, so maybe that's your impression of getting owned, eh? Yeah, a we got a real smart one here, totally enamored with himself, with a big crutch.

P, these posts you start are looked over, ignored and deleted before they reach archive status...unless someone like myself gives you a lesson in what really makes Modern Muscle tick.

...and you spelled crotch wrong.

Why are you mag racing??? If you ain't got anything to bring to the party, you better not start the, "Oh yeah, well I cut and pasted this off the internet, so your truck isn't that cool." The chick in San Diego would dig it, nigga!

Here's your obligatory OWN3D pic of the day, cupcake:

Keep digging, son. I OWN YOU.

Hell, I forgot how fun this shit was...the weather's kinda shitty, I might just read some of those idiotic threads of yours, berate them, degrade them, etc.

you = my bitch.

Hey, Mike...pass the popcorn, dawg. Let's see what cupcake copies and pastes next...maybe a previous hissy fit.

Posted by: Mr. P

If my posts are so stupid, how come you read em?

Hmmmm?

I'm waiting?? (Vettklr scratchin his head, "uhhhh, geeezzzz, I guess I am sucking up to Mr. P after all, because I havent posted shit around here".

Posted by: VETTKLR

Comic Relief.

It's funny to watch you try to post your "tech" threads up in The Pit.

Posted by: LS1JAY

I'm really feelin' the love in this place!

Posted by: No Rice Allowed

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Originally Posted by LS1JAY


	I'm really feelin' the love in this place!

Mr. P and VETTKLR on one side of the table....

LS1JAY and Markus on the other...now if that wouldn't make a good primetime talk show, I don't know what would.....

Posted by: GMR

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Originally Posted by No Rice Allowed


	Mr. P and VETTKLR on one side of the table.... LS1JAY and Markus on the other...now if that wouldn't make a good primetime talk show, I don't know what would.....

If that doesnt work, how about; "MikeT and GMRs show on how to install a muffler"

Posted by: Mr. P

Ha ha, an occasoinal educational piece would be appreciated.

Mr. p

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