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Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton
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Posted by: The OLE MAN

Subject: Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton

Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go
before the angel to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must
decide which of them gets in.
The angel asks Dolly if there's a particular reason why she should go
to heaven, where upon she takes off her top and says, "Look at these,
they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will
please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
The angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and
gargles. Then, She spits into the toilet, and pulls the lever.
The angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."
Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of
God's own perfect creations, and you turn me down. She simply gargles
and she gets in. Would you explain that to me?"
"Sorry, Dolly," says the angel, "but even in heaven, a royal flush
beats a pair, no matter how big they are."

The OLE MAN

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