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Mr Fix it!!
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Posted by: LadyLS1

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts: "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway?
It's been flickering for weeks now?"

He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light now? Does it look like I have an electrician's logo printed on my forehead?
I don't think so!"

The wife asks, "Well then, could you fix the refrigerator door?
It won't close right." To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Hotpoint written on my forehead? I don't think so."

"Fine," she says, "then you could at least fix the steps to the front door?" "They are about to break." He replied, "I'm
not a carpenter." "Does it look like I have S &T Remodeling written on my forehead? I don't think so. I have had enough
of you. I am going to the bar."

So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours.
He starts feeling guilty about how he treated his wife, and decided to go home and help out. As he walks up to the house
he notices the steps are already fixed and, as he enters the
house, he sees the hall light is working. And, as he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.

"Honey," he asks, "How did all this get fixed?" She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then, a nice young man asked me what was wrong and I told him.
He offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do
was either go to bed with him or bake him a cake.
The husband said, "So what kind of cake did you bake him?"
She replied, "Hellooooo... do you see Betty Crocker written
on my forehead? I don't think so!"

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