Subject: GIT R DONE
The Pentagon announced today the formation of
a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
U.S.REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These Carolina, Tennessee, Kentucky, Virginia,
Mississippi, Oklahoma, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, & Texas boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the
following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, dogs, pickup trucks,
old country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death
of Dale Earnhardt.
