I'm a youth leader for the Junior High at my church. Well, there was a hole in the wall in the senior high room, so they're going to repaint the room and I said hey why don't ya let me fix that hole for ya? So I did.
Well, a week and a half ago, I took my drywall pan full of mud in to put a coat on the patch. It was wednesday evening after the bible study was over. Everyone was just kind of hanging around.
On my way back to the room, the two girls that are leaders for the senior high noticed my drywall mud and pan, walked up, stuck their fingers in it, and smeared it on my face! In response, they each got a little spot on their arm. I proceeded to walk away then to go patch my hole. A couple of minutes later, they came in, stuck their hands in the mud, and smeared it all over me.
So I'm standing there covered in drywall mud. I finished the coat on the patch and decided it was payback time. So, I went outside and wrote one girl's name on the windows of her car in drywall mud. None on the paint, just the glass, it'll scrape right off once it dries.
That's when it got ugly.
The girls got handfulls of drywall mud and proceeded to look for MY car. I was driving my dad's van that night because the HEEP was in the shop for A/C repair and I dropped the insurance on Thunder. They didn't know what I was driving, so I figured I was safe.
Turned out, another girl (we'll call her girl #3) told them I was driving the van, and they put that mud all over the thing. All over the side and rear windows, windshield, driver's side mirror, and on the back doors (ON THE PAINT). When I got back outside and found it, I knew it was ON. I had to go straight to the car wash to get it off, and ended up getting mud on the driver's seat of the van (WHICH WASN'T MINE).
SO, how should I retaliate? One other guy's helping me against the 3 girls. Girl #3's car has already been plastic wrapped (5 rolls, 200 square feet each, all intertwined because there were 5 of us wrapping it at the same time in different directions, plus vaseline on the saran wrap so the edges would be harder to peel up).
So now I need some suggestions for some pranks. Keep in mind they've got to be pretty harmless because, hey, it's a church youth group thing. The next round will probably be this wednesday at bible study.
Whatcha got?
Posted by: LadyLS1
lol awwwwwww interesting ummmmmmmmm bake em some Exlax brownies'
Posted by: The OLE MAN
Go in the girls bathroom, lift up the toilet seat and put clear plastic wrap over the toilet then put the lid back down.
The OLE MAN
Posted by: skeezix
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Originally Posted by Lavender
lol awwwwwww interesting ummmmmmmmm bake em some Exlax brownies'
That's just borderline cruel!!!!
DO IT!!!
Posted by: DeckSetter
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Originally Posted by Lavender
bake em some Exlax brownies'
thought about it actually... Then I figured if we took brownies the kids would get ahold of them and the youth director would get some angry phone calls from parents when their kids came home with the green apple splatters
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Originally Posted by The OLE MAN
Go in the girls bathroom, lift up the toilet seat and put clear plastic wrap over the toilet then put the lid back down.
Dress up like satan and hide from them.....when they come near, jump up and say....HELL-ow.....Muhhahahaha....
Posted by: BurnOut
Call their parents and say the following: "Hi, this is Jim from Planned Parenthood. Could you get ___________ to call us back?? It's pretty urgent. Thanks!!"
(yes, I cribbed that from a movie... but it's still fucking funny)
Posted by: LS1JAY
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Originally Posted by The OLE MAN
Go in the girls bathroom, lift up the toilet seat and put clear plastic wrap over the toilet then put the lid back down.
The OLE MAN
That's a good one!
Posted by: Mr. P
okay, you want prank advice from the master??? Unfortunately my better judgement prevails, because from what I've read so far, your best move is to do nothing at all. From what I've seen so far, anything you do will be met with an adolescent mentality for retribution, and that can easily get out of hand, merchandise, personal property, and personal feelings can get hurt very very very easily in this kind of arena. You could easily get them in trouble, yourself in trouble, yourself thrown out of the group (with cause), and someone could also get physically hurt, you may end up looking down the wrong end of a baseball bat held by one of their dads too, if it get out of control. Pranks can and do get out of control. My advice is "be a man and forget the childs play". The question I have for you, is "are you smart enough to recognize good advice (and take it)?
The voice of experience.
Surely there's another way to let them know you have a crush on them, just like they do on you, without resorting to yet another prank. The best prank of all would be to do nothing.
Mr. P
Now if I really wanted to be mean, I'd say go out and get a roll of 50-pound test fishing line, get under the car and..........uhhhhh, nawww, better forget all about it. Like I said, someone could get hurt and it could be you.
Posted by: MadScientistMatt
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Originally Posted by BurnOut
Call their parents and say the following: "Hi, this is Jim from Planned Parenthood. Could you get ___________ to call us back?? It's pretty urgent. Thanks!!"
(yes, I cribbed that from a movie... but it's still fucking funny)
I like that one. Targeted, devious, and they'll probably be able to sort things out without doing any real harm. The only problem I can see is that it does involve a few bystanders.
Some other twisted but funny ones:
1. Get them subscribed to some really kooky newsletter. I'm thinking the Flat Earth Society or something equally eyebrow-raising that their parents will see. Not something that will spark moral outrage, as much as make people wonder, "What the...?"
2. Fill their cars with Styrofoam packing peanuts.
3. Three words: Fake. Broken. Windows. (Ok, that site has a lot of outlandish revenge products. But you'd have to wait a while for them to arrive. Maybe someplace like Spencer Gifts might have what you need locally.)
Posted by: 65fairlane
Do you have access to an R kelly look-a-like?
Urine is always funny
But you could always look at them and laugh for like two weeks then if they ask you why you are laughing say something like "You haven't noticed (or found it whatever..) yet?
Posted by: Mr. P
with "youthful enthusiasm" like that, it can only escalate and that means trouble sooner or later. You say you're a "leader", well then lead. Forget the childs play, it sounds like they're too young and reckless to be able to handle it.
regards (and good luck)
Mr. P
Posted by: TNT
I like where you're going madscientismatt. But balled up newspaper is cheaper than styrofoam peanuts. I filled a friend's bedroom from floor to ceiling with those in high school.
Posted by: Mr. P
I put a couple of rabbits in a 1964 Buick Riviera that belonged to the town doctor, and he got in and drove off. When one of the rabbits jumped out he almost drove into an oncoming truck and killed himself. Real funny.
Practical jokes can and do go wrong. However, the stale Perch still in a bucket of water, that we stuffed up under the dashboard of the school bus (up onto the heater) that took the highschool basketball team on the road trips, never got us into trouble; nor did the block of Limburger cheese we placed inside the hot fin tube radiator cabinet in our home room and left for Christmas break. Whew, when we got baaack, the room smelled like someone died in it, ha ha.
You could always resort to nitrogen tri-iodide, but that would most certainly get you into serious retribution. I put that stuff on a black toilet seat back in college, and at 3 AM ole Clarke M. wandered out and sat down on it, and the seat exploded. He rushed to the medical center, and they asked to see the wound, ha ah. So ole Clarke pulled his pants down and they all looked at his ass......and said "where is the wound". He said..."its back there". At the time he arrived, nobody could see a trace of the stuff, and there was some thought that it had "evaporated" ha ha. Very volitile when dry, even a fly can set it off.
However, with the girls, you'll have to assume they can't take a joke, or they'll grossly over-react and get you, or themselves, or everyone in trouble. I'd stay away.
That's just borderline cruel!!!!
