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Posted by: Dusty Carburetor

Attention all Walmart shoppers thier is a sale on febreeze auto care products

Well now that i have you attention, i would like to ask the quetion why u muscle heads cant make a run on the track with out 30 inch slicks hanging off the ass end of your 5000 pound steel batallion machines with your fucking 4 foot blowers and wheelie bars..

why cant u do it with street legal tires i am serious man ur shit cant run shit with out the 60 foot burn out first it make me god damned sick

and why oh why are you so hung up on solid colors and flags mixed together do you think that looks good, this is not a memorial day parade its a race not the fuckin superbowl with your sisters aka wifes with ther saggin ass boobies hoopin and a hollerin for ya cause in all honesty you were the best she could find.

funny isent it how u have no engine managment all you have is a monkey rench and a flathead screwdriver because phillips heads werent even around when the bitch was purchased

and who is this ol man guy what are you joking u know you are the one that is pissed off at the mall cause i piss allover the handicapped seat lid. u and your walker can take a leap..

you all make me really sick i cant understand your logic at all what kind of chick are you gonna get in a friggin el camino you might as well own a fiero cause that is about as cool as the peices of shit you drive are

thanks

Posted by: 65fairlane

Fiero? This isn't an import board.

Posted by: JustaV6

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musclebeach
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Dusty Carburetor

how cute.

Posted by: 65fairlane

Is anyone else getting sick of wading through these moron's posts attempting to find threads from someone you actually enjoy talking to?

Posted by: JustaV6

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Originally Posted by 65fairlane


	Is anyone else getting sick of wading through these moron's posts attempting to find threads from someone you actually enjoy talking to?

he's just creating troll names now and trying to flood the pit, but just keeps getting shot down...

he's an idiot and its pathetic and enjoyable at the same time to watch him attempt to own some guys on here lol

Posted by: IROC_ZO6

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Originally Posted by 65fairlane


	Is anyone else getting sick of wading through these moron's posts attempting to find threads from someone you actually enjoy talking to?

yeah, but as mike said, hes just a fucktard troll. its funny watching him make a fool of himself.

Posted by: 65fairlane

I'm not offended. I'm irritated, it's different. How many different ways can you say 'I think anyone who likes musclecars is a mullet sporting rascist.' I mean once or twice it might have been alright, but come on man give us some new material.

Posted by: No Rice Allowed

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Originally Posted by PIGMEAT


	musclebeach! son of a bitch i forgot my username when i first joined this site a couple months ago..yes muscle beach is actually pigmeat b/c i couldn't remember, for the life of me, what it was when i went to make a new post. and yes, my roommate is dusty. you done pissed him off now and the ip im posting on is my work. musclebeach

Well, if you are the same then...You also forgot about owning a Cobra!! Yet with the new name Pig, you've said a Suburu and ya can't stand muscle cars or pony cars.....Hmm..sounds like you have an identity crisis with big dreams...

http://modernmusclecars.net/forums/...2250#post112250

This concludes our broadcast day!

Posted by: VETTKLR

Your car is silly looking.

Posted by: VETTKLR

Nope.

You don't deserve to see any of my cars.

:flip:

Say please.

Posted by: MadScientistMatt

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	you all make me really sick i cant understand your logic at all...

Ok, let me see if I can help you understand muscle car owner logic.

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	funny isent it how u have no engine managment all you have is a monkey rench and a flathead screwdriver because phillips heads werent even around when the bitch was purchased

Ever try adding computerized engine management to a car that didn't have it to start with? Right now, I'm waiting for a machine shop to call me back with a quote on making a one-off fuel rail and doing some custom work on my intake manifold. Once the parts get back, I'll have to solder together a custom wiring harness (no big deal, but then again, I also soldered together the ECU myself), drill and mount several new sensors, replace the fuel pump, and come up with new fuel lines to handle the higher pressure and the fuel return. In other words, a lot of custom fabrication, wiring, plumbing, and minor design work. And like with most musclecars, there isn't some easy kit I can buy to do this myself.

If I'd gone to all this work on a naturally aspirated engine, I'd wind up with a car that was no faster than what I started with.

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	Well now that i have you attention, i would like to ask the quetion why u muscle heads cant make a run on the track with out 30 inch slicks hanging off the ass end of your 5000 pound steel batallion machines with your fucking 4 foot blowers and wheelie bars.. why cant u do it with street legal tires i am serious man ur shit cant run shit with out the 60 foot burn out first it make me god damned sick

Well, have you ever wondered why muscle car owners who have half the horsepower your Supra supposedly makes can run the quarter mile in the same time that you Supra allegedly runs? I've seen muscle cars in the 11's with engines in the 400 horsepower range - because their owners know how to set up a car correctly for good traction.

Any muscle car owner who takes drag racing seriously would rather use horsepower to make their car go faster, rather than using their horsepower numbers as a mechanical penis extension.

It sounds like you're angry at muscle car owners just for how they look. Might it be that you're upset because you just ran against an 800 hp muscle car and found that it wasn't anywhere near the 11's?

Posted by: VETTKLR

import boy looking at the km/h speedometer.

Dude, go race your shit and shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Flat4

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Originally Posted by PIGMEAT


	i take it back, nobody needs to see a dime a dozen car. i see more than enough of them every day on the road. lol i bet i count 100 99-04 mustangs that pass by my eyes when commuting every single, god damned day.

Are those the V6 Mustangs that hand you your ass? I bet, sucks dont it, watching Mustang taillights dissapear in the distance. Ive had my fair share.

Posted by: 9secondCivic

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Originally Posted by PIGMEAT


	take the turkey call hop up kit you have on there off and you might pull even with them. seriously, omg try it. i had the turkey call mod on my car too and i was losing to grand am's, le sabres, v6 mustangs..all of them

its about time i got another import fan in this bitch

fuck their stupid lame ass muscle crap. they dont know shit about nothing especially how i can run my computer, yea COMPUTER you redneck idiots and make my car fun 9 seconds all day.

you have ne pics of your subie? i love those cars, very cool, very fun to make fast!

Posted by: Carpet_Liquer

Maybe someone should put a new Turbo on their Mustang or WS6....and then lets see who looks like the shithead. Have any timeslips PIGMEAT??? Post-em up!!!

Posted by: 9secondCivic

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Originally Posted by PIGMEAT


	yeah got pics, but none of recent...

same here, i cant find any good shots of my car with the new front clip on it,,, ill work on some tonight!

Posted by: Carpet_Liquer

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Originally Posted by PIGMEAT


	meat beater.

You like talk about beating your meat don't ya???

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	that'd be like me putting 4 more cylinders in my car...it doesn't belong..you could do it, but it doesn't belong. na car is na car

Oh really????

http://turbochargedpower.com/HP%20T...available%20now

Posted by: Biff Buyer

Dude you're so right. I cant belive muscle car people, they dont understand that neon lights and wings add more horsepower than thier heavy V8's ever could. It's so lame.

Posted by: VETTKLR

All this talk of imports runnin' 11's, 10's, 9's

Someday, when you kiddos get a real driver's license and not just a learner's permit, you may venture out past that 1/8 mile track to a 1/4 mile track.

Posted by: MadScientistMatt

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Originally Posted by PIGMEAT


	that'd be like me putting 4 more cylinders in my car...it doesn't belong..you could do it, but it doesn't belong. na car is na car

"Doesn't belong?" Since when does what the factory meant for a car to be dictate what an enthusiast can do to it?

Posted by: MadScientistMatt

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Originally Posted by PIGMEAT


	that hp you say is used for nothing but a penis extention pump or whatever you flap your gums about takes you from 100-damn near 200 in 15 seconds.

I can only think of a few places where it's even possible to get up to 200 mph. Given your attitude, I can't see you at Bonneville, the Silver State Classic, or a banked oval. So there are only two other possibilities - a long stretch of freeway, or only in your imagination.

And if you're going to claim it was on public roads, I can't have any respect for you. Usually if someone wants to do something risky, somebody will say, "It's your funeral." If something goes wrong at 200 mph on a freeway, it could easily be someone else's funeral instead of yours. I don't have any respect for anyone who would put innocent lives at that kind of risk. Sorry.

So this leaves only three possibilities. One, you're a card-carrying member of Future Darwin Award Winners of America and a menace to the general public. Two, this 800+ hp Supra and these trips to 200 mph don't exist, because you're just another Internet troll who is all hat and no cattle. Or three, the Supra does exist, the 200 mph drives don't... in which case my comments about what this horsepower is for would be right on the money.

The more I see you two, the more my money is on choice two.

Posted by: VETTKLR

You're a moron.

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