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Posted by: VETTKLR

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to
the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law
passed away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for
$5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for
$150.00."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her
shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship
your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have
her buried here and spend only $150.00?"

The man replied, "A man died here 2,000 years ago, was
buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I
just can't take that chance."

Posted by: MikeT

good one

Posted by: GMR

LMFAO

Posted by: No Rice Allowed

Posted by: No Rice Allowed

Now I have that old Hermans Hermits song stuck in my head...

The worst person I know Mother-In-Law Mother-In-Law
She worries me so Mother-In-Law Mother-In-Law
If she leaves us alone we would have a happy home
Sent from down below Mother-In-Law Mother-In-Law
Mother-In-Law Mother-In-Law

I come home with my pay Mother-In-Law Mother-In-Law
She asks me what I make Mother-In-Law Mother-In-Law
She thinks her advice is a contribution but
if she will leave that will be the solution
and don`t come back no more Mother-In-Law Mother-In-Law
Mother-In-Law Mother-In-Law

Sin should be her name Mother-In-Law Mother-In-Law
To me there about the same Mother-In-Law Mother-In-Law
Every time I open my mouth She steps in and tries to put me out
How could she stoop so low Mother-In-Law Mother-In-Law
Mother-In-Law Mother-In-Law

Posted by: Greyone

That's Friggin awesome.. Good one..

Posted by: skeezix

Good one vette!

Posted by: LS1JAY

Funny!

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