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GWB the "fittest" of all Presidents?
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Posted by: Mr. P

Bush Wins Men's Luge
In a stunning upset, President George W. Bush won the silver medal in the Men's Olympic 1000-Meter Luge competion. Bush, reputedly the most physically fit President since Theodore Roosevelt, told NBC commentator Bob Costas he entered the Luge to "show the world we won't take terrorism lying down."

Surprised athletes from Europe immediately accused the President of pursuing a "simplistic, go-it-alone strategy" at the Olympics. However, the State Department's Puzzling Affairs spokeswoman Pricilla Icechucker insisted President Bush consulted allies and team members before taking his seat on the tiny little sled-like thing.

"I'm very proud to have won a silver medal," Bush commented, "but I'm putting the nations of the world on notice: We will not accept second place in the War Against Terror!"

The President is reportedly planning to enter the Javelin Throw at the next Summer Olympics to "show that we are going to stick it to Saddam Hussein."

Meanwhile, Former-President Clinton, reputedly the most physically fit ex-President since William Howard Taft, has been sighted hanging around the Olympic Village women's quarters asking about skater Michelle Kwan.

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