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I don't get people and thier odd/stupid behavior in public restrooms
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Posted by: John

Yeah, I know, this is an odd topic and probably seems gay but it isn't.

I was standing in a bathroom at work here and taking a leak. I was minding my own business while taking care of my own business. All of a sudden, the door bursts open and this guy in a suit comes barrelling into the bathroom carrying a shoulder bag with something heavy in it and walks right up next to the urinal immediatly beside me. There are like 9 others on the wall and he could have taken any one of them and been much more comfortable. No, he took the one next to me and in the process, just about knocked me off my feet when he slammed into me with his shoulder bag while flailing his arms around trying to whip out his junk. That was quite stupid. What was odd was that when he "apologized" he giggled and said "Look out there!"

OK, so that wasn't the REAL stupid part. You've all seen the urinal cakes that sit in the bottom of the basin so that they don't stink to high heaven. Most are dyed pink, blue, green or whatever. Some are clear. Well, we have dark blue ones here. Now, when you piss in a pisser, you're not supposed to fire directly into the puddle of water at the bottom, it splashes. Most urinals are designed with a parabolic shape to the back so then when you're drainin' the "vein", you can drill a hole in the back of the urinal and not have to worry about "splashback". What did this asshole do? He fired right into the puddle of water and was drilling the urinal cake 'cause he splashed blue piss water all over his tan suit right at the pelvic area. He started cursing and grumbling and I had to bit my lip to keep from laughing because he looked stupid and he probably ruined a very expensive suit. That was REALLY fucking stupid! Then again, just imagine what you have to tell the dry cleaner's about that "blue stuff" on your pants?

Sorry if that was weird, it just boggles my mind that people cannot look a step or two ahead and see something ending up being not such a great idea.

Posted by: Slow Nova

Not as weird as an ex-roommate of mine...I helped get him a job at my work, back in Florida...He walks into the bathroom, and the only other person in there was the CEO of the company (OCWEN Financial), taking a leak at a urinal. My ex-roommate staked his spot immediatly next the the CEO, dropped his pants and underwear to his ankles, put his hands on his hips and proceeded to take a leak without proper aim.

Needless to say, he didn't work there very long as he liked to perform 'stunts' like this pretty often. Consequently, I was fired shortly after, but wasn't given a reason why. I never really liked that $9.00/hour job anyways.

Posted by: GMR

A few days ago we took a 15 minute break from one of my classes. So I go to the bathroom, walk up to the urinal and continue my business. I hear a voice coming from one of the toilet stalls muttering random junk. Im thinking WTF

After a few seconds I realize its some guy talking on his cell phone while sitting on the crapper. Who talks on the phone while sitting on the crapper?

LS

Posted by: DeckSetter

That's Outstanding!

One time in high school I went to take a leak before my first period class. In walks the Ag teacher (welding / mechanics / FFA type stuff) to take a leak... while eating an apple!!! He proceeds to munch on the apple with one hand and aim with the other.

Posted by: LS1JAY

You think that's bad? My buddy was telling me that when he went into the Wal - Mart restroom the other day, that someone had taken a dump in the urinal! Not the toilet, but the urinal, and he said it was splattered all over the wall as well!

Posted by: bigjsgirl

Yuck!! But, I have seen some nasty stuff in the ladies room.And whats messed up is that we are woman and we are supposed to be neater and cleaner.I do think that alot of it is from us bringing in the kids with us.

Posted by: challenger

man that aint bad this one rather obese janiter at our school took the middle stall (theres 3) and everybody in the other two stalls were like scrunched into the walls....... heres a quick scetch of the bathroom wall- | () () () |-wall alright and not only that but the guy RIPS arse when hes standing taking a leak

Posted by: StoneFox

I sat on the toilet in high school for two classes once, cause I had to crap something fierce, and there was no TP. two class periods later some freshman kid came in, I sent him after some ass wipe, He had to go all the way out to the Gym to get it haha, there was none in the school besides in the Gym. Then I had to explain to my teachers why I missed their classes

Posted by: No Rice Allowed

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Originally Posted by StoneFox


	I sat on the toilet in high school for two classes once, cause I had to crap something fierce, and there was no TP. two class periods later some freshman kid came in, I sent him after some ass wipe, He had to go all the way out to the Gym to get it haha, there was none in the school besides in the Gym. Then I had to explain to my teachers why I missed their classes

That happen to me once in school, but I used my socks, turned them inside out and tossed them in the trash afterwards...

Posted by: maverick2010

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Originally Posted by GMR


	A few days ago we took a 15 minute break from one of my classes. So I go to the bathroom, walk up to the urinal and continue my business. I hear a voice coming from one of the toilet stalls muttering random junk. Im thinking WTF After a few seconds I realize its some guy talking on his cell phone while sitting on the crapper. Who talks on the phone while sitting on the crapper? LS

Guilty

Posted by: Mr. P

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Originally Posted by No Rice Allowed


	That happen to me once in school, but I used my socks, turned them inside out and tossed them in the trash afterwards...

A genius has been discovered! NRA, the United States of America NEEDS people like you. Observe, improvise, prevail.

That is hilarious! Buddy, when the going gets tough, I want you on my team!

Mr. P

Posted by: Slow Nova

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Originally Posted by No Rice Allowed


	That happen to me once in school, but I used my socks, turned them inside out and tossed them in the trash afterwards...

Reminds me of when I was living at my dad's house...I was 13 or so. His wife kicks me out of the house and locks the doors while she goes grocery shopping. I'm left outside for 3 hours in the middle of winter, in upstate NY, with only a flannel jacket to keep me warm. I had to take a dump. I ended up burying my underwear. I should have left it hanging on the doorknob.

Posted by: DeckSetter

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Originally Posted by LS1JAY


	You think that's bad? My buddy was telling me that when he went into the Wal - Mart restroom the other day, that someone had taken a dump in the urinal! Not the toilet, but the urinal, and he said it was splattered all over the wall as well!

don't get me started on Walmart....

I walked into a Walmart restroom the other day and there's a guy just standin there by the wall (not next to a urinal or anything) with his pants down around his ankles. He looked up, started to say something, I just kinda ignored him (which was good because he didn't say anything audible anyway, it was just a couple of odd grunts).

One time I was redoing a bathroom in a college dorm (girls' floor) the week after they moved out for the summer. Some girl had *SHAVED* and left all her 3/4" long curly hair in one of the sinks.

Posted by: No Rice Allowed

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Originally Posted by Mr. P


	A genius has been discovered! NRA, the United States of America NEEDS people like you. Observe, improvise, prevail. That is hilarious! Buddy, when the going gets tough, I want you on my team! Mr. P

It was either that or face the barrage of Ridicules from classmates....My High School showed no mercy..Everything was indoors...Our bathrooms were one person entrance only, with a urinal, regular toilet and sink(No paper towels either), which made up about 5 together in different sections of the school...So, you would have to open the door and get someone's attention or try to walk out and over to the next one and hope no one sees ya, then you'll have to be lucky and find one unoccupied ....Not likely when the classrooms and walkway were right next to them...I had to take drastic measures or face the wrath...

They designed the school bathrooms like that to help knock out illegal activites in them, like smoking etc....Fire alarms would go off if you did...

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