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Turner Brown............
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Posted by: The OLE MAN

Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and
sees
this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little
guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20
inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner
Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels
down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong
with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say
to me"?

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd
just
give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7
feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left
testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my
name
is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought
you
said, "Turn around"!

The OLE MAN

Posted by: DeckSetter

AAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!

Posted by: No Rice Allowed

Posted by: LS1JAY

Good one!

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