WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds
You have 18092.1 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 36% of your life.
Loneliness? WTF? that can kill you?
"drowning of the lungs" as opposed to drowning of the...?
Damn, I live a boring life. I'll do my best to cut that estimate down some.
Posted by: GMR
July 2062
At age 80
Probable cause:
Cancer
You have 20575.7 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 29% of your life.
Cancer? WTF, thats lame, I always thought Id go in a firey car or plane crash.
LS
Posted by: Slow Nova
My wife and I both took the test. It looks like I'm going to die 6 months after her, when I'm 78.
Posted by: John
It said I was going to kill myself. If that's gonna happen? Why the fuck do I need a test to tell me how and when I'm going to die? Wouldn't I be deciding that for myself?
Posted by: 65fairlane
65 years old heart attack. Damn you delicious cow meat!
Posted by: StoneFox
According to our research, you'll be dead by
October 2055
at age 74
- probable cause -
cancer
YOU DIE: 73.9 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years
As you can plainly see, you have no more health & vitality than the average man.
WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds
You have 18120.6 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 33% of your life.
Posted by: TNT
2054 at age 80 by cancer as well.
BTW, why the hell are ugliness and gun ownership in with the medical conditions category?
Posted by: skeezix
Said I was gonna die in 2043 of cancer at age 74.
I was born in 1970 fer fuck sakes!
Posted by: The OLE MAN
April 2025
age 76
heart attack
YEAH RIGHT....................
The OLE MAN
Posted by: TNT
Quote:
Originally Posted by The OLE MAN
April 2025
age 76
heart attack
YEAH RIGHT....................
The OLE MAN
that's not that long. How about leaving me the Belvedere?
Posted by: Markus
WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds
76 yrs old.
I figure ill be long gone before then
Posted by: MikeT
Quote:
Originally Posted by TNT
BTW, why the hell are ugliness and gun ownership in with the medical conditions category?
I dunno, do you hold your farts in or wear the same pants for 2 weeks?
Posted by: MikeT
Some of you fuckers need to die a little younger. I want some SS money left when I get old.
Posted by: Mrs Merc
November 2036
Heart attack at age 69
WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds
You have 11206.2 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 56% of your life.
Posted by: Ground Rat
According to our research, you'll be dead by
September 2060
at age 77
- probable cause -
cancer
WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds
Posted by: The OLE MAN
Quote:
Originally Posted by TNT
that's not that long. How about leaving me the Belvedere?
you'll probably have to fight my youngest BOY for the Plymouth.........
The OLE MAN
Posted by: bigjhaire
91
old age
Posted by: LS1 Mopar Turbo
According to our research, you'll be dead by
73
WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds
Posted by: TNT
Quote:
Originally Posted by The OLE MAN
you'll probably have to fight my youngest BOY for the Plymouth.........
The OLE MAN
I think I can take him
Posted by: bigjsgirl
according to my test,I'll die at the ripe old age of 85.5 years.And it said that I'm healthier than the average woman.And that I'll die of cancer.
Posted by: Carpet_Liquer
August 2040
at age 71
probable cause
heart attack
WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds
Posted by: LS1JAY
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carpet_Liquer
August 2040
at age 71
probable cause
heart attack
WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
12% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds 1% abducted by aliens
