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Posted by: The OLE MAN

A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly she
spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked over
to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery,
an unexpected little fart escaped.

Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed
and hoped a salesperson hadn't been near. But, as she turned back,
there, standing next to her, was a salesman.

With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we
help you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say,
that if you farted simply from touching it, you are going to sh*t when
you hear the price.

The OLE MAN

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Posted by: bigjsgirl

that's some funny s**t.

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