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USC versus UCLA, Nancy Pelosi and other pussys, BCS bull crap, whiners, Boise State

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Posted by: Mr. P

USC versus UCLA, what a bunch of pretty-boy pussys out on the football field, including the USC coach with the John Kerry primped up and sprayed firm hair doo. Sheesh, I'm surprised the whole state of California could get enough "men" into football uniforms to play a game. It's not all that socially acceptable in California to have a sport that's so aggressive these days, they'll probably all have to take a mandatory anger management course, and sensitivity training after each game. And those grass stained uniforms, thaaat just won't work. Hey did the cameras get my good side, I got my helmet off, I'm smiling and I-cant-talk-through-my-teeth-and-hold-the-cool intrepid-look-very-long like I'm Christopher Columbus on the prow of the Santa Maria, looking for the new world, (takes deep breath and resumes the pose for the cameras again).


And for God's sake, didn't anyone tell those guys at USC to STOP scratching their crotch on TV?


Maybe there's something contagious going around the locker room, better get someone in the sports medicine department to check it out. Here I am with the wife, we're watching the game, and perhaps it's the camera man who'se preoccupied with it, but all we're getting here in TN is crotch and ass shots of the USC side (When the wife mentiones it in disgust, you know something's going on). My advice, find the camera man, FIRE HIM, and coach, have a manley kinda talk with the guys, okay!

I'd say there are 4 teams in the Big Ten that could have entered the USC v UCLA contest and kicked ass. They're not as bad as cough, cough, arrrraaaaghhhhh, cough cough, Boise State, :gay: located so far out in the frigging third world sticks that nobody but inbred locals are on the team, and nobody but nobody is out there even close enough to build a conference, but California football teams sure look like a bunch of whiner pretty boy pussys. Sad but true, especially when the memories of the Ohio State versus Michigan game are fresh; sheesh, it wouldn't be a pretty sight.

And FLORIDA getting the NUMBER TWO SPOT, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard of. The BCS Series, ha ha, they may as well call it the Nancy Pelosi Series. Anyone out there who thinks FL is number two, go ahead and get your money out. OSU is going to KILL Florida. OSU is probably able to beat several NFL teams right now.

You heard it first at the PIT !

Mr. P


Posted by: The OLE MAN

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Originally Posted by Mr. P
USC versus UCLA, what a bunch of pretty-boy pussys out on the football field, including the USC coach with the John Kerry primped up and sprayed firm hair doo. Sheesh, I'm surprised the whole state of California could get enough "men" into football uniforms to play a game. It's not all that socially acceptable in California to have a sport that's so aggressive these days, they'll probably all have to take a mandatory anger management course, and sensitivity training after each game. And those grass stained uniforms, thaaat just won't work. Hey did the cameras get my good side, I got my helmet off, I'm smiling and I-cant-talk-through-my-teeth-and-hold-the-cool intrepid-look-very-long like I'm Christopher Columbus on the prow of the Santa Maria, looking for the new world, (takes deep breath and resumes the pose for the cameras again).


And for God's sake, didn't anyone tell those guys at USC to STOP scratching their crotch on TV?


Maybe there's something contagious going around the locker room, better get someone in the sports medicine department to check it out. Here I am with the wife, we're watching the game, and perhaps it's the camera man who'se preoccupied with it, but all we're getting here in TN is crotch and ass shots of the USC side (When the wife mentiones it in disgust, you know something's going on). My advice, find the camera man, FIRE HIM, and coach, have a manley kinda talk with the guys, okay!

I'd say there are 4 teams in the Big Ten that could have entered the USC v UCLA contest and kicked ass. They're not as bad as cough, cough, arrrraaaaghhhhh, cough cough, Boise State, :gay: located so far out in the frigging third world sticks that nobody but inbred locals are on the team, and nobody but nobody is out there even close enough to build a conference, but California football teams sure look like a bunch of whiner pretty boy pussys. Sad but true, especially when the memories of the Ohio State versus Michigan game are fresh; sheesh, it wouldn't be a pretty sight.

And FLORIDA getting the NUMBER TWO SPOT, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard of. The BCS Series, ha ha, they may as well call it the Nancy Pelosi Series. Anyone out there who thinks FL is number two, go ahead and get your money out. OSU is going to KILL Florida. OSU is probably able to beat several NFL teams right now.

You heard it first at the PIT !

Mr. P




Hye P,


Glad you're back, butt, DAMN BOY.............. you spent to much time in the basement.............



I was at the USC v UCLA game ( given tickets, didn't buy them ).

Didn't watch much of the game, to many other interest :jeepgirl: .

About 72 degrees and a perfect day. Got there about 7:00 am did the tail gate thing out of a motor home ( more parties than you could count ) and and then went in. Saw alot of CELEBS, didn't pay much attention to them.

Was glad to see UCLA beat the crap out of USC.

The OLE MAN


Posted by: Mr. P

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Originally Posted by The OLE MAN
Hye P,

Saw alot of CELEBS

Was glad to see UCLA beat the crap out of USC.

The OLE MAN




Hey, you know, the Celebs got a chance to see you too ! Hope they didn't blow the opportunity!

I was pulling for the underdog, as always! Glad to see UCLA pull that one off!

Mr. P


Posted by: No Rice Allowed

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Originally Posted by Mr. P

And FLORIDA getting the NUMBER TWO SPOT, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard of. The BCS Series, ha ha, they may as well call it the Nancy Pelosi Series. Anyone out there who thinks FL is number two, go ahead and get your money out. OSU is going to KILL Florida. OSU is probably able to beat several NFL teams right now.

You heard it first at the PIT !

Mr. P




It is simple...the Gators had a tougher schedule, Gators won their division, Michigan did not...Gators Played 10 bowl teams and won nine of them....Michigan lost to OSU already this season, so why give them another chance?? If OSU had the Gators schedule, I seriously doubt they'd have gone perfect this season....Don't be surprised if OSU overlooks them and the Gators clean their clock!


Posted by: Mr. P

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Originally Posted by No Rice Allowed
It is simple...the Gators had a tougher schedule, Gators won their division, Michigan did not...Gators Played 10 bowl teams and won nine of them....Michigan lost to OSU already this season, so why give them another chance?? If OSU had the Gators schedule, I seriously doubt they'd have gone perfect this season....Don't be surprised if OSU overlooks them and the Gators clean their clock!




Oooooo Yeaaaaaaaaah, TOUGH SCHEDULE ALLRIGHT !! (snicker)

Florida beat, cough, South Carolina by only ONE POINT.
South Carolina beat Miss State 15-0 whoooaah baby!
Beat Wofford (whoever the hell that is?) 27-20
Beat FAU 45-6 (do they have a football program?)
and also whipped up on the likes of KY, Vanderbilt, Middle Tennessee State University.

Now thaaat's tough competition.




Florida also beat

cough, cough,
Southern Miss
UCF
and Western Carolina


Of the ranked teams they played at the time, they beat #13 Tennessee by one point, beat #9 LSU by 13 points, LOST to #11 Auburn by 10 points, and won against #8 Arkansas by 10 points.

Those teams are all now ranked lower, but Ohio State is STILL ranked #1.


Tennessee is now a #17 team (1-point victory), LSU is up to #4, Aburn (the team who beat FL by TEN POINTS is up one to #10, Arkansas is down to # 12.

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By contrast, Ohio State pulverized the then #2 Texas (at Texas) 24-7 putting them into the nickle seats.

They also beat the then #2 Michigan, who pulverized the then #2 Notre Dame (at Notre Dame).

I rest my case. It's going to be a blood bath. Ohio State is going chew up Florida. Ohio State, by contrast to some of the teams FL has encountered, has come on like a freight train in the 4th quarter against stubborn teams that played them very tough. For instance, Penn State (at home in one of the most hostile environments of all college football) was able to battle Ohio state to a stalemate in the first quarter, Big 10 weight training against Big 10 weight training. Penn state scored 3 points in the second. Ohio State scored 7 in the third quarter. Ohio State was so strong on the road, that during the 4th quarter when everyone thought Penn State would be able to pull an upset (at home in fromt of over 100,000 screaming fans) they scored 21 points. If anyone saw the Michigan game, they're probably still scratching their heads, because it was equally brutal.

Obviously FL has a great team. I think Ohio State will be very tough. It should be a great game!


regards, Mr. P


Posted by: No Rice Allowed

Ohio State didn't play anybody worth a poo poo, except Texas and Michigan..Let's break it down..How the year finished out and the teams that really were all that tough for OSU...

N Illinois, Not Ranked....Never been ranked ever as far as I know

Texas... ranked 16th with three losses

Cincinnati...Oh yeah there is another tough one..Not Ranked

Penn State...fell asleep this year, not ranked..

Iowa..Go get unranked Iowa...

Bowling Green....Ha Ha Ha..Not Ranked

Michigan ST...Snoozing along...

Indiana...Is this Basketball?? Nope...unranked

Minnesota...too damn cold to play football, unranked

Illinois, barely beat an unranked team by 7 points

Northwestern....Isn't this an airline?? unranked

Michigan..won by three points.....

I think you're making them overrated.....


Posted by: JustaV6

Awesome to see USC lose their shot at the Title


Posted by: StoneFox

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Originally Posted by JustaV6
Awesome to see USC lose their shot at the Title



Yeah im always happy to se the Univesity of Spoiled Children loose


Posted by: TNT

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Yeah im always happy to se the Univesity of Spoiled Children loose



But why did they have to lose to the University of Completely Lost Assholes?


Posted by: 65fairlane

I was at the Penn state game it was awesome. I probably should have went to michigan, but I had bills to pay.


Posted by: MikeT

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Originally Posted by Mr. P
Beat FAU 45-6 (do they have a football program?)



They didn't have a team when I went there back in 2000.


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