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Originally Posted by Mr. P |
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Well its a long torturous story. I was going to pick up the wife (she just got out of prison) and my truck got hit by a diesel train, in the rain. The truck was tossed into some a55holes car, he slapped an insurance claim against me along with assault and battery, but theres good news in that story. If he makes it, he is probably gonna sue me, but personally, I don't think he's gonna make it. I know someone who works in the intensive care department, but hey, thats another story. They pulled the truck off the street with a back-hoe (are we still allowed to say "back hoe"?) and ran over a gas meter, set the whole neighborhood on fire. I left the scene of the accident, had dinner last night in a nice restaurant, used the wrong fork.........well, it's a long story.
What's all this attraction to the cough, cough, Ford power stroke? God only knows what the hell they're really referring to, ha ha (especially if it came from their frigging marketing department).
I've always been a Ford guy, but right now, there are some whining idiots getting paid WAY too much money at FoMoCo, and they're going to ride a great American company right into the dirt. They'll all get a golden parachute, and FoMoCo will end up being a wholy owned subsidiary of the ACLU.
Mr. P
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