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Posted by: An11SecRanger

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Originally Posted by John


	That was weak. Care to try again? Oh, By the way, we're going back to PINKS! again. I have to stop at my parent's house and grab the Mexican block I've been sitting on and drag it down to the shop tonight for tear down. Then it's getting sent to the machine shop to get checked out and trued up. It's going in the car we are running on PINKS! with a shot of giggle gas. Got lotsa other goodies too. We promised at least a 10 second car. It may not be my car but I'll be putting it together and I'll be at the taping this time around. I'd flip you off on camera for you but that would be sad and it would only play into your egotistical ramblings that you are actually important and viable and not just a miserable cuss of a hermit living in the fucking Everglades with your brother The Waterboy and his Momma.

Sad, as in kinda like you rambling on and on in a thread that isn't yours and has nothing to do with you? Do you mean that kind of sad?

I missed the part where he made claims of being important and I know I sure as hell didn't claim to be important! So ...
Just who the hell are you posting to? Your imaginary friend?
He did remind you that you aren't important, which makes sense to me.
But, alas, here you are (again) trying to show the world how important you are (to you).
By the way, neither of us lives in the Everglades, not that you would know the Everglades from a friggin' beach.

Here's what happened when I tried to imagine the likes of you in the Everglades, without a guide, for a second ...

So, John, why are you in that thread? Why not post a new thread? I guess you just want a beating, eh? Well, I'm sure he'll be happy to thrash you again.

As for me, I'm happy for ya ... But not impressed.
If you don't piss off your boss and you keep doing this kinda stuff, you and I might just meet some time. I guess we'll talk engines and all that normal stuff and I guess, after that, you'll never even think about calling me a waterboy.
I feel very confident saying I've forgotten a great deal more than you know, John. Maybe, some day, we'll see.

But, I don't do pinks. I can't stand the idea of some chump (like you) talking out of his ass and then begging me to "give" him car lengths to make it fair! But that's just me!

I have an idea, though. I think it would be grand if you would post up the phone number of the shop you work in, so I can have a few minutes of your boss' time. I ain't gonna bs ya. I intend to ask him just how "important" you really are around there. For some reason, I doubt he'll feel the way you do about it.

Posted by: John

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Originally Posted by An11SecRanger


	Sad, as in kinda like you rambling on and on in a thread that isn't yours and has nothing to do with you? Do you mean that kind of sad? I missed the part where he made claims of being important and I know I sure as hell didn't claim to be important! So ... Just who the hell are you posting to? Your imaginary friend? He did remind you that you aren't important, which makes sense to me. But, alas, here you are (again) trying to show the world how important you are (to you). By the way, neither of us lives in the Everglades, not that you would know the Everglades from a friggin' beach. Here's what happened when I tried to imagine the likes of you in the Everglades, without a guide, for a second ... So, John, why are you in that thread? Why not post a new thread? I guess you just want a beating, eh? Well, I'm sure he'll be happy to thrash you again. As for me, I'm happy for ya ... But not impressed. If you don't piss off your boss and you keep doing this kinda stuff, you and I might just meet some time. I guess we'll talk engines and all that normal stuff and I guess, after that, you'll never even think about calling me a waterboy. I feel very confident saying I've forgotten a great deal more than you know, John. Maybe, some day, we'll see. But, I don't do pinks. I can't stand the idea of some chump (like you) talking out of his ass and then begging me to "give" him car lengths to make it fair! But that's just me! I have an idea, though. I think it would be grand if you would post up the phone number of the shop you work in, so I can have a few minutes of your boss' time. I ain't gonna bs ya. I intend to ask him just how "important" you really are around there. For some reason, I doubt he'll feel the way you do about it.

Because that's where the conversation was. That's where the point of reference is. Why was I in that thread? Because I was in the discussion and discussing what the thread was about until your stupid self and your even more brain dead brother showed an immense lacking in reading comprehension skills and decided to rant about how piss poor Ford trucks are.

You've obviously been under a rock for the past few years because your slobbering 'tard of a brother has claimed many times that he was once the fastest so and so and whatever other bogus crap he has spewed forth upon us. He's even spewed crap about you too.

So now you all of a sudden got a superiority complex too and you've "forgotten" more than I know? Good job dude, more assumptions about someone you know nothing about. Keep it up, you're just cementing your reputation as a raving lunatic.

So you don't do PINKS!. Big whoop. We did, we had a blast even though we lost the first time. We are going to go back again and have a blast all over again. Sure, it's an expensive way to play but it's just bracket racing. You do the same thing at the track when you qualify. You just don't get to argue because the timing system is way more accurate than you and your ass-dyno. It's not just drag racing though, it's a strategy game and it's not easy to do especially since the stakes are higher than bragging rights. Then again, since you and your brother seem to have an affinity to do so I'd imagine that bragging rights are pretty important to you.

Lastly, I don't know what would piss my boss off. He's not really my boss. I help him out when he's short handed on a weekend or wants to stay late and bang some work out. He pays me for what jobs I complete for him just like he would any other mechanic but he's not necessarily my boss. He's my friend and I'm helping him out, like friends do. He gets IT work from me for free so it evens out in the end. Especially since my consultation fees are roughly $60 an hour. But hey, I'm damn good at what I do so if you want good work, you gotta pay for it. If it's talking smack on Internet forums though, he couldn't care less. All he sees is people talking and not doing. He's asked me why I give morons like you shit. It's fun to get you monkeys all riled up over nothing. He says "If you're down here with me and we're working on one of the cars, why do you need to go there and get validated? You're doing it and you're at the track with me and racing it. That's all the proof you need."

But morons like you don't see proof. I'm not driving so I'm a wannabe. Nevermind the fact that any racing driver out there ain't shit without his/her pit crew. So what if I'm not running a car of my own right now. It doesn't mean I haven't. It's just brain dead assholes like you two that can't put two and two together.

I honestly don't care what you think. I don't care if you call me a liar or a wannabe or a loser or whatever. Neither of you know me. Neither of you know anything about me but you've already passed judgement so I can guarantee that that beer you spoke of so fondly will never happen. I can't tolerate the prescence of such trash as yourselves. You're both Internet tough guys with something to prove. What it is, I'm not sure yet but one thing I know, it's pathetic. You're both so easily predictable, it's not worth arguing with you about anything. It degrads in to the same macho crap from you guys over and over again.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to head out to grab MY engine, that I OWN, that is going to go in a car that I DO NOT OWN, and that I'm NOT DRIVING so I can help out my friends and go beat up on some silly, shit-fer-brains fucktard such as yourselves that's gonna whine about car lengths and nitrous bottles on PINKS!. You wanna come watch? We'll be at Maple Grove and Budd's Creek (MIR) for the two tapings in the next couple of weeks. We are on the alternate list for both but we were told they already have a cancellation at Budd's Creek so we likely got a race at MIR.

Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by John


	Because that's where the conversation was. That's where the point of reference is. Why was I in that thread? Because I was in the discussion and discussing what the thread was about until your stupid self and your even more brain dead brother showed an immense lacking in reading comprehension skills and decided to rant about how piss poor Ford trucks are. You've obviously been under a rock for the past few years because your slobbering 'tard of a brother has claimed many times that he was once the fastest so and so and whatever other bogus crap he has spewed forth upon us. He's even spewed crap about you too. So now you all of a sudden got a superiority complex too and you've "forgotten" more than I know? Good job dude, more assumptions about someone you know nothing about. Keep it up, you're just cementing your reputation as a raving lunatic. So you don't do PINKS!. Big whoop. We did, we had a blast even though we lost the first time. We are going to go back again and have a blast all over again. Sure, it's an expensive way to play but it's just bracket racing. You do the same thing at the track when you qualify. You just don't get to argue because the timing system is way more accurate than you and your ass-dyno. It's not just drag racing though, it's a strategy game and it's not easy to do especially since the stakes are higher than bragging rights. Then again, since you and your brother seem to have an affinity to do so I'd imagine that bragging rights are pretty important to you. Lastly, I don't know what would piss my boss off. He's not really my boss. I help him out when he's short handed on a weekend or wants to stay late and bang some work out. He pays me for what jobs I complete for him just like he would any other mechanic but he's not necessarily my boss. He's my friend and I'm helping him out, like friends do. He gets IT work from me for free so it evens out in the end. Especially since my consultation fees are roughly $60 an hour. But hey, I'm damn good at what I do so if you want good work, you gotta pay for it. If it's talking smack on Internet forums though, he couldn't care less. All he sees is people talking and not doing. He's asked me why I give morons like you shit. It's fun to get you monkeys all riled up over nothing. He says "If you're down here with me and we're working on one of the cars, why do you need to go there and get validated? You're doing it and you're at the track with me and racing it. That's all the proof you need." But morons like you don't see proof. I'm not driving so I'm a wannabe. Nevermind the fact that any racing driver out there ain't shit without his/her pit crew. So what if I'm not running a car of my own right now. It doesn't mean I haven't. It's just brain dead assholes like you two that can't put two and two together. I honestly don't care what you think. I don't care if you call me a liar or a wannabe or a loser or whatever. Neither of you know me. Neither of you know anything about me but you've already passed judgement so I can guarantee that that beer you spoke of so fondly will never happen. I can't tolerate the prescence of such trash as yourselves. You're both Internet tough guys with something to prove. What it is, I'm not sure yet but one thing I know, it's pathetic. You're both so easily predictable, it's not worth arguing with you about anything. It degrads in to the same macho crap from you guys over and over again. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to head out to grab MY engine, that I OWN, that is going to go in a car that I DO NOT OWN, and that I'm NOT DRIVING so I can help out my friends and go beat up on some silly, shit-fer-brains fucktard such as yourselves that's gonna whine about car lengths and nitrous bottles on PINKS!. You wanna come watch? We'll be at Maple Grove and Budd's Creek (MIR) for the two tapings in the next couple of weeks. We are on the alternate list for both but we were told they already have a cancellation at Budd's Creek so we likely got a race at MIR.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez! Do you really expect anyone to read all that?

Posted by: bl3wbyu

I did.

Posted by: An11SecRanger

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Originally Posted by LS1JAY


	Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez! Do you really expect anyone to read all that?

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Originally Posted by John


	Because that's where the conversation was. That's where the point of reference is.

Yeah, that's the point of reference. And that's why it was impossible for me to just quote your post and start a new thread.

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Originally Posted by John


	Why was I in that thread? Because I was in the discussion and discussing what the thread was about until your stupid self and your even more brain dead brother showed an immense lacking in reading comprehension skills and decided to rant about how piss poor Ford trucks are.

Oh, you me this?

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Originally Posted by John


	No pictures? I still like the older ones better. The 4 door HD F150's are nice.

Yeah, you were doing a great job promoting that topic.

Do I really need to quote your second post (which had ZERO to do with the thread topic)?
And, speaking of an immense lacking in reading comprehension skills, Fucktard ... I NEVER said word one about Ford trucks being piss poor! I never even HINTED it, you fucking MORON!
Furthermore, MORON, Rob didn't post anything until three friggin' DAYS AFTER you went off topic!
His first post was post 13. You went off topic in post 6. Good job, Dumbass!

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Originally Posted by John


	You've obviously been under a rock for the past few years because your slobbering 'tard of a brother has claimed many times that he was once the fastest so and so and whatever other bogus crap he has spewed forth upon us. He's even spewed crap about you too.

Do you remember when you used the excuse about a "point of reference"? Try to keep up here, Dumbass.
I don't give a shit about what he did in another thread! You attacked ME in that one.
Amazingly, I didn't slam you then (shit happens).
The point is, we're referring to that thread, in which YOU picked a fight you can't possibly win.
And now your attempting to place the blame on us.

It's not working.

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Originally Posted by John


	So now you all of a sudden got a superiority complex too and you've "forgotten" more than I know? Good job dude, more assumptions about someone you know nothing about. Keep it up, you're just cementing your reputation as a raving lunatic.

Read it again.

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Originally Posted by An11SecRanger


	I feel very confident saying I've forgotten a great deal more than you know, John. Maybe, some day, we'll see.

Basically, this means I'm not giving a guarantee, but I'm pretty damn sure of it.
How's that work for ya?

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Originally Posted by John


	So you don't do PINKS!. Big whoop. We did, we had a blast even though we lost the first time. We are going to go back again and have a blast all over again. Sure, it's an expensive way to play but it's just bracket racing. You do the same thing at the track when you qualify. You just don't get to argue because the timing system is way more accurate than you and your ass-dyno. It's not just drag racing though, it's a strategy game and it's not easy to do especially since the stakes are higher than bragging rights. Then again, since you and your brother seem to have an affinity to do so I'd imagine that bragging rights are pretty important to you.

I'm glad you enjoyed losing. But then, I'm sure that's what you're best at.
It's a good thing it's not your money!
What you describe as a "strategy game", I call lying. But that's fine.
I just don't build race cars so I can give them to people who can't build race cars and I sure as hell don't intend to "go slow" or "give up track" because my opponent wants me to! That's just not smart.

As far as "bragging rights" go; let's just say, if you knew me, you'd laugh about your wildly incorrect statement.
Hell, as far as I know, 10.88 is still (years later) the quickest factory short block 302 powered Ranger in the world. But, I don't post about it because I don't care.
Note the bold print. That means not stroked and not bored and using all stock heavy parts.
I'm pointing this out, so you won't post about some other Ranger with an aftermarket short block running quicker.

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Originally Posted by John


	Lastly, I don't know what would piss my boss off. He's not really my boss. I help him out when he's short handed on a weekend or wants to stay late and bang some work out. He pays me for what jobs I complete for him just like he would any other mechanic but he's not necessarily my boss. He's my friend and I'm helping him out, like friends do. He gets IT work from me for free so it evens out in the end. Especially since my consultation fees are roughly $60 an hour. But hey, I'm damn good at what I do so if you want good work, you gotta pay for it. If it's talking smack on Internet forums though, he couldn't care less. All he sees is people talking and not doing. He's asked me why I give morons like you shit. It's fun to get you monkeys all riled up over nothing. He says "If you're down here with me and we're working on one of the cars, why do you need to go there and get validated? You're doing it and you're at the track with me and racing it. That's all the proof you need."

You mean last before the next three paragraghs, right?
So, this amounts to he only needs you when there's NOBODY else willing to help.
I believe that!
All I've seen from you is post after post after post. I have yet to see you DO anything.

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Originally Posted by John


	But morons like you don't see proof. I'm not driving so I'm a wannabe. Nevermind the fact that any racing driver out there ain't shit without his/her pit crew. So what if I'm not running a car of my own right now. It doesn't mean I haven't. It's just brain dead assholes like you two that can't put two and two together. I honestly don't care what you think. I don't care if you call me a liar or a wannabe or a loser or whatever. Neither of you know me. Neither of you know anything about me but you've already passed judgement so I can guarantee that that beer you spoke of so fondly will never happen. I can't tolerate the prescence of such trash as yourselves. You're both Internet tough guys with something to prove. What it is, I'm not sure yet but one thing I know, it's pathetic. You're both so easily predictable, it's not worth arguing with you about anything. It degrads in to the same macho crap from you guys over and over again. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to head out to grab MY engine, that I OWN, that is going to go in a car that I DO NOT OWN, and that I'm NOT DRIVING so I can help out my friends and go beat up on some silly, shit-fer-brains fucktard such as yourselves that's gonna whine about car lengths and nitrous bottles on PINKS!. You wanna come watch? We'll be at Maple Grove and Budd's Creek (MIR) for the two tapings in the next couple of weeks. We are on the alternate list for both but we were told they already have a cancellation at Budd's Creek so we likely got a race at MIR.

I just can't waste my time, right now, picking apart you statements, so I just quoted this crap to give us something to laugh at as I respond harshly.
OK, go get you old junk-ass hecho and pretend anyone who really knows about those blocks will give a shit. They're basically junk that some people think are great blocks.

Morons like me don't see proof and we don't see action.
I was at the race track while you were asking mommy to wipe your fat ass. You don't know anything worth bragging about, but you persist. That's just sad!
As far as us meeting. It's probably better that we don't. I'm sure I would just make you cry in front of everyone and then you'd likely kill yourself. I don't want that.
For now, I won't consider going (although, I'd like to) because I, seriously, doubt you can handle it.
When you get a car, build it into something worth our time and BRING IT. Otherwise, you may shut the fuck up now.

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Originally Posted by bl3wbyu


	I did.

Sorry. I'm just tired of this fucktard acting as if he knows stuff and everyone else should just bow to him while he makes personal attack after personal attack.
I'm sure he'll go on and one, but I just want him to put up or shut up!

Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by bl3wbyu


	I did.

Posted by: An11SecRanger

Ya know, I almost feel bad. Clearly, I'm having too much fun!

Posted by: bl3wbyu

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Originally Posted by LS1JAY

Yeah, you're right. Good point.

At least, however, I didn't read an11minuteferd's post.

Posted by: Grape Ape

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Originally Posted by bl3wbyu


	Yeah, you're right. Good point.

Yes it was...

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	At least, however, I didn't read an11minuteferd's post.

If you didn't read it, why make an antagonistic remark?

The issue is clear. John BELIEVES he has superior racing knowledge. He does NOT! He's another internet racer. A wannabe. A guy who cannot afford to do what he wants to brag about, so he goes and brags about that which his acquaintences might do.

John talks about the "we" continuously, but never adds a thing about what his own accomplishments really are because he knows what he hasn't got... a race car.

John is the same guy who told me TWICE that Ford was fully responsible for all design work on the PowerStroke diesel... He was WRONG!

John is the guy who also told me that the 4.6L in the Thunderbird was so very different than that in the Mustang GT 4.6L, and that very many parts would have to be changed over, requiring hours and hours of work to get a comparably powerful 4.6L from one to the next. He was WRONG again. He went so far as to point out several differences, most of which were incorrect in one regard or another... intakes, for example. They're identical essentially down to the part number assigned, but he claims they're totally different.

John is the same guy who said his "friends car" was running low 7's at OVER 230mph... Unbelievable? You be the judge!

He's also now claiming that his boss isn't really his boss... The guy pays him, so he says... and employs him... but isn't his boss... You'd wonder where the guy went to school to not be able to put that one together. I had a partner once or more, but that isn't Johns claim... It probably will be now though, since I mentioned it...

The list goes on and on... As far as I'm concerned, John is LOST where real mechanical workings are concerned and CANNOT build a solid race car if his life depended on it!

Posted by: Grape Ape

And John, I don't think you'd know "trash" if I personally took you to the curb and dropped you off! You're an internet punk who feels a major need to prove himself through those he knows INSTEAD of reaching accomplishments of your own, on your own. Roger doesn't want you to kill yourself... But he doesn't really care. Me... I think the word might just be a better place in that case. In other words, I don't give a damn what happens to you. Live life as you do and fewer people will readily care for, or about you. You're a liar and you're constantly back-tracking to make yourself look more knowledgeable than you actually are(see above). It's utterly and staggeringly sad.

Get a CAR... Get a LIFE... Get a CLUE! When you get those things... If you still want to prove yourself, build that car and come down and race me. No, I won't give you any lengths... I won't even give you any respect. That must be earned. Line it up, shut your mouth... RACE!

When it's over, MAYBE you will have something to brag about... But don't hold your breath, wannabe.

I doubt you have it in you to remotely do well with your own workings at hand.

Posted by: John

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Originally Posted by LS1JAY


	Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez! Do you really expect anyone to read all that?

The two monkeys that I expected to read it already did. bl3wbyu was just extra. Thanks for the effort though!

Posted by: The OLE MAN

DAMN................. that took most of the morning

You BOYS ever hear of the word, SUCCINCT

My eyes are blury

my coffee cup has been empty for almost 30 minutes and I have to piss BADLY.........

You BOYS ought to send me the edited version next time.

The OLE MAN

ps, get together and RACE............. that would settle one aspect of this.

Posted by: Grape Ape

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Originally Posted by John


	The two monkeys that I expected to read it already did. bl3wbyu was just extra. Thanks for the effort though!

Like others, I read only some of it. That is part of why I didn't delve more deeply into the whole thing. You're a loser. That is that.

As I've said before... When you're ready to RACE a car you hold title to.... Bring it and weep. That's the part about you which makes me laugh loudest. You haven't even got a car worth racing, but still you yak as if you know it all... I've probably got more of my own cash into my own car than you GROSS in a year! If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch. And you can't. We all know it, which is why all your silly trash talk is meaningless. It's always about someone else with you. Either bragging on your friends, or complaining to those you have NO HOPE of matching.

Just another internet bench racer. A wannabe. A nothing. Carry on.

Posted by: John

See, this is waaaaay too easy!

All I gotta do is post something.

Anything.

And the Brothers Dimm can't help but respond.

And people say I'M long winded!

Posted by: No Rice Allowed

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Originally Posted by Grape Ape


	Like others, I read only some of it. That is part of why I didn't delve more deeply into the whole thing. You're a loser. That is that. If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch. And you can't.

Greyhounds aren't that big....Actually kinda tall, skinny and Fast....unless we are talking about Buses, then their pretty slow....

So, Not all Big Dogs could run either!

Posted by: An11SecRanger

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Originally Posted by The OLE MAN


	DAMN................. that took most of the morning You BOYS ever hear of the word, SUCCINCT My eyes are blury my coffee cup has been empty for almost 30 minutes and I have to piss BADLY......... You BOYS ought to send me the edited version next time. The OLE MAN ps, get together and RACE............. that would settle one aspect of this.

Well, dayam! As far as succinct, yeah whatever, like there's a chance of THAT!

As for racing ... Well ... See ... The problem is ... How do I put this?

I don't believe in ghosts!

How's that?

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Originally Posted by John


	See, this is waaaaay too easy! All I gotta do is post something. Anything. And the Brothers Dimm can't help but respond. And people say I'M long winded!