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Posted by: rodslinger

... grossly overpriced peanut butter cookies. May 15th is National Choclate Chip Day. Go out and buy some choclate chip cookies instead. And take a Tums so you gon't get any gas.

It is also L. F. Baum's birthday, the author of The Wizard of Oz. He was born in 1856. For those of you that didn't celebrate properly on April 20th, go rent the movie and try again....

Also make sure to watch the GOP debate that evening on Fox News broadcasted from the University of South Carolina.

And for those of you in Japan this Tuesday, enjoy the Aoi Festival

This has been a public service announcement.



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Posted by: MadScientistMatt

I knew you were too smart to post what I was afraid the subject would be about. Good one!



Posted by: bigjhaire

dammit
I bought gas..........
sorry to let everyone down...
I know the whole world was counting on me but I screwed up...
I keep forgetting the date.. couldn't you guys make it the 4th of july or something?
tell ya what when they come out with a good hybred 1ton ford I'll buy it..



Posted by: StoneFox

so did I and about 15 other people at that gas station



Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by bigjhaire
dammit
I passed gas..........
sorry to let everyone down...
I know the whole world was counting on me but I screwed up...





Posted by: Slow Nova

I only buy gas on Fridays. Does that mean the gas companies suffer the other 6 days?



Posted by: bigjhaire

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Originally Posted by LS1JAY



if i would have farted youd be dead................



Posted by: LS1JAY

Quote:
Originally Posted by bigjhaire
if i would have farted youd be dead................

I really do believe you! You still can't hold a candle to that Danny Fusshole guy!



Posted by: rodslinger

Well I caved in and got gas today....










Greasy ass McDonald's sausage biscuit will do it every time....



Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by rodslinger
Well I caved in and got gas today....










Greasy ass McDonald's sausage biscuit will do it every time....

Dude, talk about heartburn!



Posted by: bigjhaire

Quote:
Originally Posted by rodslinger
Well I caved in and got gas today....










Greasy ass McDonald's sausage biscuit will do it every time....


man just the thought of one of thos things makes me feel bloated...



Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by bigjhaire
man just the thought of one of thos things makes me feel bloated...

I haven't ate one of those bastards in years. Last time I ate one I had it with some orange juice and thought my insides were on fire!

Sausage biscuit + orange juice =



Posted by: StoneFox

Dude sausage biscuits are great. I eat one every morning almost



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