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Well, here is a confession of sorts,

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Posted by: Mr. P

you know.........everyone has to do it every day, well most people do, lol. But every time I get some toilet paper in my hand and get ready to wipe my ass, guess who I think of ?











































Yup, you got it !



















Cheryl Crow






Talk about a public relations backfire, ha ha. It will be a long time before she EVER lives this one down. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

Yup, like I said, a public relations nightmare. I wonder how many hundreds of thousands of other people are thinking the same thing, ha ha.

Mr. P



Posted by: rodslinger

That might be fine and dandy if you shave your ass but sometimes things get caught in the net....





Posted by: StoneFox

Quote:
Originally Posted by rodslinger
That might be fine and dandy if you shave your ass but sometimes things get caught in the net....




Oh my God.....ive never heard ass hair referred to as "the net"



Posted by: bigjhaire

thats strange mr.p cause always think of david hasselhoff..



Posted by: 65fairlane

I always think "This is kind of a gross process. I wish evolution would hurry up and come up with something better."



Posted by: chuffchuff

I just sit there till it clogs
Then saw it off in logs



Posted by: No Rice Allowed

No wonder Lance Armstrong broke up with her! She wouldn't use enough TP to clean her arse good enough....He kept discovering poo balls in the bed...



Posted by: John

Quote:
Originally Posted by chuffchuff
I just sit there till it clogs
Then saw it off in logs



I prefer the one grunt punt myself! If you're good enough, you can end up with a one wiper too! Easy clean up!



Posted by: bigjhaire

hear I sit trapped in my vapor , some jerk stole the toilet paper
got no time to sit and linger look out asshole hear comes my finger..



Posted by: Slow Nova

Directions for using 1 square of T.P.:

Quote:
Tear off one square of paper from the roll. Fold it in half, forming a rectangle. Now fold the rectangle in half, forming another square. Take the center corner fold, which is actually the center of the single square, and tear a small piece off. Save that piece. Open the square up and the hole you made should be in the center of the square. Now stick a finger through the hole and use it to wipe yourself. When done with that job, gather up the surrounding toilet paper square using it to wipe off your finger, and throw the paper into the toilet. That done, find the little piece of toilet paper that you saved after you made the hole and use that to clean your fingernail!!!





I saw a great illustration go to along with this, but I can't remember where it's at.



Posted by: Mr. P

Quote:
Originally Posted by No Rice Allowed
No wonder Lance Armstrong broke up with her! She wouldn't use enough TP to clean her arse good enough....He kept discovering poo balls in the bed...



It would have been fun to be there when Lance Armstrong FINALLY discovered the angel he thought he was hanging out with was really a squirrel. It's sort of the old fear of "going to bed with an angel, and waking up with a circus clown", ha ha.

Mr. P



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