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Redneck Man's pick up lines...
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Posted by: LS1JAY

Redneck Man's pick up lines...

1) Did you fart?

cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?

cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...

I can't hold it in.

4) Is there a mirror in yer pants?

cuz I can see myself in em.

5) If you in I were Squirrels,

I'd store my nuts inyer hole.

6) You might not be the best lookin girl here,

but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,

but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?

I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin
sleep til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

Posted by: 1LowCav

Why do rednecks shop at WalMart?

family reunion

Posted by: An11SecRanger

What?
Wut eva werks, rot?

Posted by: KingofSlackers

Dude... Those things work great! I used some of them all the time when I was single

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