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Posted by: 1LowCav

Here's my most recent:


I'm sitting on top of a 3,200 foot cliff overlooking Yosemite Valley


Posted by: bl3wbyu

Here's a recent one of me. I had just rediscovered my sunglasses and, not being able to see without my regular glasses, resorted to taking a pic of myself to see how stupid I look in them.

And here's a pic of me two years ago when I was a junior marshal for a graduation. Besides the chin hair, I've not changed that much.



Posted by: LS1JAY

Here's one from back in April of this year.



Posted by: KingofSlackers

A picture from a couple of weeks ago. Laying in the floor watching Spongebob with my son. Gotta love the hat hair ......


Posted by: bigjhaire




Posted by: StoneFox

You asked for it




Posted by: Markus

My much better half and i at the motel After the Atlantic nationals show. we had JUST gotten the paint work on the camaro finished up in the nick of time to go. (its black now Btw..)


Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by Markus
My much better half and i at the motel After the Atlantic nationals show. we had JUST gotten the paint work on the camaro finished up in the nick of time to go. (its black now Btw..)


Hey Markus... did they ever get back together?


Posted by: The OLE MAN

O.K. Girls.............. here ya go!

Don't ask why the expression on the BOSS' face.


The OLE MAN


Posted by: bl3wbyu

I remember that pic.

But....why that expression?


Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by bl3wbyu
I remember that pic.

But....why that expression?

It's because he had just farted!


Posted by: 1LowCav

Quote:
Originally Posted by LS1JAY
It's because he had just farted!



So where's the mullet, Jay?? Ya have a reputation to uphold, ya know!


Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by 1LowCav
So where's the mullet, Jay?? Ya have a reputation to uphold, ya know!

Yeah, I know, but the mullet went bye bye a little over 10 yrs ago!





Posted by: 3SuperSports



The wife and I in Arizona about two years ago. I look the same now except my hair's greyer.


Posted by: 3SuperSports

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Originally Posted by LS1JAY
It's because he had just farted!




He had actually created enough wind to blow her hair in her eye.


Posted by: 1LowCav

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Originally Posted by 3SuperSports
He had actually created enough wind to blow her hair in her eye.





Posted by: The OLE MAN

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Originally Posted by 3SuperSports
He had actually created enough wind to blow her hair in her eye.




YEP, butt, you have to admitt, I was sly about it


The OLE MAN


Posted by: KingofSlackers

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Originally Posted by The OLE MAN
YEP, butt, you have to admitt, I was sly about it


The OLE MAN




You look like a buddy of mine in that pic Ole man. I remember last time you posted that but I hadn't seen Bob in awhile then. I just talked to him the other day and as soon as I saw your picture it reminded me.

Here is his picture from the Unique Performance website. Between those two pictures it's hard to see. But you do look a lot alike.

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*DAMN THIS SONIC WALL FILTER CRAP. Well it won't let me put the pic on here unless I'm doing it wrong.... sorry... makes this post useless


Posted by: bl3wbyu

I know on other forums the tags are (img) (/img) with brackets instead of parentheses, fo course.

Maybe it's different here, but you could give it a try.


Posted by: Adrenalin

Here ya go man. I used the IMG tags like bl3wbyu mentioned.





Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by Adrenalin
Here ya go man. I used the IMG tags like bl3wbyu mentioned.

Dude! You sure have aged since I last saw you!


Posted by: KingofSlackers

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Originally Posted by Adrenalin
Here ya go man. I used the IMG tags like bl3wbyu mentioned.




Thanks...



Don't you think he resembles the Ole Man???


Posted by: An11SecRanger

We snapped a few shots today and this is all I could come up with for this thread!
And, yeah, the little biker chic with the tattoo is my daughter.


Posted by: 1LowCav

yours truly from last winter:








Posted by: LS1JAY

Man, that looks cold!

Here's a more recent one of me on my drum kit:



Posted by: 1LowCav

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Originally Posted by LS1JAY
Man, that looks cold!



You Florida blokes have probably never even seen snow! Hell, I've gone snowboarding in shorts before!

cool drums!


Posted by: John

I don't have many pictures of me 'cause I'm usually the one behind the camera. For good reason I guess.


Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by 1LowCav
You Florida blokes have probably never even seen snow! Hell, I've gone snowboarding in shorts before!

cool drums!

Hey, I actually have seen snow before. It snowed here in 1976 or 1977. It actually covered the ground and stuff.


Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by John
I don't have many pictures of me 'cause I'm usually the one behind the camera. For good reason I guess.

Oh just man up and post a pic of yourself!


Posted by: John

I don't have one. If I had one I would.


Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by John
I don't have one. If I had one I would.

Let me guess... you don't have a digital camera either?


Posted by: John

No, got plenty of cameras but I'm not going to stand in front of a camera on a timer like a dumb fuck "posing" just to take a picture for you monkeys.


Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by John
No, got plenty of cameras but I'm not going to stand in front of a camera on a timer like a dumb fuck "posing" just to take a picture for you monkeys.


Fine, nobody really wanted to see you anyway!


Posted by: John

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Originally Posted by LS1JAY
Fine, nobody really wanted to see you anyway!



I'm going to take a picture of my ass hairs just for you Jay! I'll make sure there's a couple of dingle berries in there for you too! Hey, if you're lucky, there'll be a zit or two! Hey, it'll be just like looking in the mirror for you, huh?


Posted by: John

Here, I found one on my work system. I look like a schmuck but I took this picture for scale. It was sweatin' pretty good that day because those things ain't light but it was taken back in February.



The speakers are 66 inches tall by 34 inches wide at the bottom and about 16 at the top I think it is? Dun remember for sure. I'm a bit more than 67 inches tall. They are Carver Amazings and they have 60 inch tweeters with 4 12 inch woofers each. Each speaker can handle up to 2500 watts so a total stereo deal can be as much as 5000 watts of power. They live up to their name too.

That, gentlemen (and ladies) is true "High End Audio" right there. And guess what? They are mine! All mine!

I took the picture to show the people at work why I drove to Chestertown, NY for a pair of speakers and why "mailing them" was not very feasible. Drove the Lightning through a snow storm in 7 degree weather like a mad man to go and get them. 95-100 MPH down the NY Thruway on a Monday afternoon. Yeah, there was a cloud of snow behind me like you wouldn't believe but it was so freaking cold that it was all powder and wasn't sticking to the heavily salted road. I owe my friend Matt big time for drivin' with me. But the carpeted and insulated bed came in handy 'cause the speakers made it back here to NJ without issue.

Oh, yeah, even with only about 200 watts per channel, they'll piss the neighbors off!


Posted by: Grape Ape

Me, kinda dirty along with my really dirty bike.

The full size image would hurtcha! It looks like I have a terrible sunburn... but I don't.


Posted by: LS1JAY

Quote:
Originally Posted by John
Here, I found one on my work system. I look like a schmuck but I took this picture for scale. It was sweatin' pretty good that day because those things ain't light but it was taken back in February.

Dude, you look a little bit like Markus! Are you two... um, never mind.


Posted by: John

Quote:
Originally Posted by LS1JAY
Dude, you look a little bit like Markus! Are you two... um, never mind.



No, we are not of relations. I'm not a Canucklehead, I'm an American of Polish descent. I'd rather be a dumb Polack than Canadian.

I'll have to get a more recent picture of me. I really don't look anything like Markass. I was still packin' a bit of pudge when that picture was taken. I lost enough weight though that even my face looks thinner. I'm 170+ but with no extra weight on me, most people don't believe it.


Posted by: LS1JAY

170? You look like about 135 in the pic! I thought you were like 5'6" or something?


Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by Grape Ape
Me, kinda dirty along with my really dirty bike.

The full size image would hurtcha! It looks like I have a terrible sunburn... but I don't.

Dude! You look just like an11secranger!





Posted by: John

Quote:
Originally Posted by LS1JAY
170? You look like about 135 in the pic! I thought you were like 5'6" or something?



I'm 5'7", maybe a smidge taller. The last time I was at the doctor's in July for a sinus infection, I tipped the scales at 173 pounds. According to the body-mass index thingy, I'm morbidly obese. But I have a 30 inch waist and a 45 inch chest. Buying clothes is difficult. My height says I should wear a medium shirt but I end up wearing large shirts and they are baggy. But the neck holes in medium shirts are too small and my shoulders are big enough that I end up looking like I'm wearing one of those "babydoll tees" that girls wear. So I wear large shirts and baggy pants because they are more comfortable. They make me look skinnier than I am.

I may be a little on the small side height wise but pictures are deceiving, especially that one since the speakers are so big. If I do wear a medium shirt that doesn't look small, it looks like I'm some 'roid rager trying too hard to impress people. And now I sound like I'm bragging but I'm not. I'm just in good shape. I keep up with it for not only good health reasons but when I'm working on the diesel stuff, the parts are much, much heavier than car parts. Brake drums literally weigh 10 times as much for a Mack as they do for an F-150. If you are out of shape, the work will kick your ass fast. You get tired working with stuff that heavy and start slacking off, you'll get hurt. I don't want to get hurt.


Posted by: An11SecRanger

Quote:
Originally Posted by LS1JAY
Dude! You look just like an11secranger!




BEEEOTCH! Ya betta check yesef!


Posted by: LS1JAY

Quote:
Originally Posted by An11SecRanger
BEEEOTCH! Ya betta check yesef!





Posted by: An11SecRanger

Quote:
Originally Posted by John
I'm 5'7", maybe a smidge taller. ...
I may be a little on the small side height wise but pictures are deceiving, especially that one since the speakers are so big.


A LIKELY excuse!
We all know those speakers are just run o' the millers and are just 30" tall.
It's OK, you can tell us.


Posted by: LS1JAY

Quote:
Originally Posted by John
I'm 5'7", maybe a smidge taller. The last time I was at the doctor's in July for a sinus infection, I tipped the scales at 173 pounds. According to the body-mass index thingy, I'm morbidly obese. But I have a 30 inch waist and a 45 inch chest. Buying clothes is difficult. My height says I should wear a medium shirt but I end up wearing large shirts and they are baggy. But the neck holes in medium shirts are too small and my shoulders are big enough that I end up looking like I'm wearing one of those "babydoll tees" that girls wear. So I wear large shirts and baggy pants because they are more comfortable. They make me look skinnier than I am.

I may be a little on the small side height wise but pictures are deceiving, especially that one since the speakers are so big. If I do wear a medium shirt that doesn't look small, it looks like I'm some 'roid rager trying too hard to impress people. And now I sound like I'm bragging but I'm not. I'm just in good shape. I keep up with it for not only good health reasons but when I'm working on the diesel stuff, the parts are much, much heavier than car parts. Brake drums literally weigh 10 times as much for a Mack as they do for an F-150. If you are out of shape, the work will kick your ass fast. You get tired working with stuff that heavy and start slacking off, you'll get hurt. I don't want to get hurt.

173? Well, that's possible I guess. I've seen people weigh less than they look and some weigh more than they look. I weight about 215 at just a hair over 6' tall. Lay off the steroids!


Posted by: John

I will put my ass on a scale and take a picture with that days newspaper and show you how much I weigh. I might be a tad less now because I have dropped more fat but I know I'm still over 165 and probably closer to 170. I got sick the 3rd week of July so it's been over a month and it's not unreasonable to lose 10 pounds of fat but gain 5 in muscle. But muscle is 3 times as dense as fat and 5 pounds of muscle has alot less volume than 5 pounds of fat.

Oh and no steroids. Doing the workout thing 5-6 days a week will build mass pretty quickly. It's not easy to keep up with it but you burn calories like crazy and you'll build mass pretty quickly too. But I have a very low body fat percentage. I'm well below 10% now and even though my chest is 45 inches around, my shirts just hang off of me because my waist is so small. It makes me look skinny. Add to that the baggy pants and it just completes the "skinny" look. Unless I pig out on something like the double-bacon, cheesesteak hoagie and fries I had for dinner last night! I felt pretty bloated after that and was sportin' a good little pot belly afterwards! This morning though, it was all gone and washboard was back.


Posted by: Grape Ape

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Originally Posted by LS1JAY
Dude! You look just like an11secranger!




Get it right... He looks like me! And not so much anymore. I'm the fat one and by the time he catches up, I'll be ...dead.


Posted by: Brootal

For the Ladeez.




Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by Brootal