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$50 dollars is $50 dollars
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Posted by: The OLE MAN

The OLE MAN and the BOSS went to the state fair every year, and every year The OLE MAN would say, 'Boss, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'

The BOSS always replied, 'I know OLE MAN, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'

One year The BOSS and The OLE MAN went to the fair, and The OLE MAN said, 'BOSS, I'm 60 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'

To this, The BOSS replied, 'OLE MAN that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars.'

The OLE MAN and The BOSS agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to The OLE MAN and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'

The OLE MAN replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when The BOSS fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'

The OLE MAN

Posted by: Adrenalin