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Posted by: KingofSlackers

A teacher in Elmira , New York , who is an Obama supporter, asked her 4th grade class, "How many of you are Obama fans?"


Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands, except for Little Johnny.


The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be different.


Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."


The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?"


Johnny said, "Because I'm a Conservative."


The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.


Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative."


Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your Mom was a Moron and your Dad was an Idiot, what would that make you?"


With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan."



Posted by: 20#GSX

stupid joke. say that come november bitch!



Posted by: Grape Ape

That's actually funny.



Posted by: 20#GSX

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Originally Posted by Grape Ape
That's actually funny.

so is your buddy 03cobra.



Posted by: Grape Ape

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Originally Posted by 20#GSX
so is your buddy 03cobra.

You're just upset that, unlike little Johnny, you never made it to 4th grade!



Posted by: 20#GSX

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Originally Posted by Grape Ape
You're just upset that, unlike little Johnny, you never made it to 4th grade!

unlike you making it to 2nd base with 03cobra!



Posted by: TNT

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Originally Posted by 20#GSX
unlike you making it to 2nd base with 03cobra!



Gee, then you wonder why we question your maturity.

I'd say act your age, but lik Grape Ape I suspect that you are.



Posted by: 20#GSX

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Gee, then you wonder why we question your maturity.

I'd say act your age, but lik Grape Ape I suspect that you are.

learn how to spell bitch!



Posted by: TNT

Yet more evidence of your vast wisdom and maturity.



Posted by: Grape Ape

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Originally Posted by 20#GSX
learn how to spell bitch!

Coming from you... That's simply hilarious!!!



Posted by: TNT

Anybody who votes for obomba is voting for foreign policy by retards.

Quote:
Barack Obama aide: Why Winnie the Pooh should shape US foreign policy
By Tim Shipman in Washington


Richard Danzig, who served as Navy Secretary under President Clinton and is tipped to become National Security Adviser in an Obama White House, told a major foreign policy conference in Washington that the future of US strategy in the war on terrorism should follow a lesson from the pages of Winnie the Pooh, which can be shortened to: if it is causing you too much pain, try something else.

Mr Danzig told the Centre for New American Security: “Winnie the Pooh seems to me to be a fundamental text on national security.”

He spelt out how American troops, spies and anti-terrorist officials could learn key lessons by understanding the desire of terrorists to emulate superheroes like Luke Skywalker, and the lust for violence of violent football fans.
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Mr Obama’s candidacy was given an early boost by his opposition to the Iraq war and he has repeatedly said the US needs to rethink its approach to the Middle East.

Mr Danzig spelt out the need to change by reading a paragraph from chapter one of the children’s classic, which says: “Here is Edward Bear, coming downstairs now, bump, bump, bump on the back of his head behind Christopher Robin. It is, as far as he knows, the only way of coming down stairs. But sometimes he thinks there really is another way if only he could stop bumping a minute and think about it.”

Mr Obama’s approach will be popular in Europe, where President George W. Bush has spent the week on a farewell tour, arriving in Britain yesterday for meetings with the Queen and Gordon Brown.

In a subtle break from Mr Bush’s belief that the war on terror can be won, Mr Danzig, who is a Pentagon adviser on bioterrorism, warned that while the West can defeat individual terrorist groups and plots, it can never entirely remove the threat posed by nuclear proliferation or the prospect of bioterrorism.

In a briefing which will inform Mr Obama’s understanding of terrorists, Mr Danzig said he learnt much from recent interviews with jailed Aum Shinrikyo terrorists who released sarin nerve gas on the Tokyo underground in 1995.

He said that even people who are relatively well off and successful can feel like failures and become alientated from their societies. He said one terrorist told him: “We have been raised on a theory of superheroes. We all want to be like Luke Skywalker.

"When we’re doing mundane things, we lose track of our ambition but when someone comes along, like Asahara, the head of the cult, and presents himself as a messiah and gives us a picture of progress that is ordained by heaven and that we are carrying out a saintly mission on earth that is for us extraordinarily evocative.”

Mr Danzig added: “The parallels with al Qaeda are obvious.”

He said that another lesson about terrorists can be learnt from studying violent football fans. “One of the best books I’ve read on terrorism in recent years was not about terrorism at all,” he said. “It’s Bill Buford’s book Among the Thugs, which is a description of soccer violence in Britain.

“Buford became absorbed by soccer violence. He describes the most appalling examples of soccer violence by fans against fans. But he describes with relentless honesty how he finds sickening things attractive. He says violence lets the adrenaline flow; it’s like sex, you live in the moment.”



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...ign-policy.html



Posted by: 20#GSX

i've heard it all before. it's all a bunch of bullshit!



Posted by: TNT

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Originally Posted by 20#GSX
i've heard it all before. it's all a bunch of bullshit!









Posted by: Grape Ape

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Originally Posted by 20#GSX
i've heard it all before. it's all a bunch of bullshit!

The problem isn't that you haven't heard it... The problem is that you never listen to reason or accept proof as the fact we know it to be. But that goes to your lack of intelligence in general, as well as your, "I'm the smart one here!" attitude... That last part is most obvious, except the part of actually BEING the smart one. Your lack of education continues to ASTONISH us...



Posted by: 20#GSX

i challenge you to listen to this http://my.barackobama.com/page/cont...search-national
if this doesn't help you to see the light nothing will. this man is so passionate about his cause and he will be our next president.




Posted by: Grape Ape

Okay, I watched the little video.. So? That won't change anyone's mind... Though an education could.

You can "believe" all you want... That won't change the fact that Barack Obama has a backward approach to healthcare, immigration, winning a war, and the overall economy. He wants to take the economy back to the ideas presented by Jimmy Carter... Those FAILED and anyone worth his salt alreasy knows they failed. Even Congress doesn't argue over that point... THEY even know those policies failed!

I don't agree with socialism... You may "have nothing" and "see no good future" in America... I don't have to care what you think. I do, however, care... I would MUCH rather you be better educated on the economic front than the political. I would MUCH rather you be educated on the actual healthcare most Americans enjoy as opposed to focusing in on the roughly 5 million, yes, ONLY 5 million Americans who lack insurance and the fewer still who actually lack healthcare. People like Barack Obama LIE to you on purpose... They tell you 47 MILLION Americans lack health care... That's flatly a lie, and anyone WITH a moments education on the matter knows it's a lie. What people like Barack Obama FAIL to tell you is... 12 MILLION of those 47 MILLION they tell you about... AREN'T AMERICANS AT ALL!!! They're ILLEGAL ALIENS!!! They FAIL to tell you that of the roughly 35 MILLION leftover, ADULTS, making up about 5 million, CHOOSE to not carry insurance, but they DO insure their children... Those children make up approximately 30 MILLION in their "list of uninsured" but ARE insured!

People like Barack Obama ALSO FAIL to tell you that, if YOU get hurt and go to any hospital in America, you CANNOT, BY LAW, be turned away due to inability to pay for healthcare... Those simple lies alone are enough for me.

But it goes much further... I don't want socialism to run my country. I know that the government has NEVER done better than the people themselves in any real area of concern.

I know that people like Obama want to RAISE taxes... To EVERYONE! "What other way is there?" comes from them... There ARE other ways... ie DRILLING FOR OUR OWN OIL, reducing dependency upon foreign nations...

Personally, I'm not a big fan of McCain either... But it's better than Obama for the future of over 300 million Americans who ARE legal citizens..

Bottom line: PACK SAND, DUMBASS!! You have no idea what you're talking about and it shows with each post you leave...



Posted by: TNT

Hitler was passionate about his cause too. I guess that means he was a great leader by your definition.

Obomba is nothing but an empty suit spewing far left empty rhetoric. His economic policies are nothing but socialism and his foreign policy is just Dhimmi "the bunny slayer" Carter part II.



Posted by: 20#GSX

you guys are so fucking brainwashed that it's rediculous. i know the facts so keep your bullshit lies to yourselfs!



Posted by: TNT

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Originally Posted by 20#GSX
you guys are so fucking brainwashed that it's rediculous. i know the facts so keep your bullshit lies to yourselfs!






If you knew any facts you wouldn't be a leftist fucktard.



Posted by: Grape Ape

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Originally Posted by 20#GSX
you guys are so fucking brainwashed that it's rediculous. i know the facts so keep your bullshit lies to yourselfs!

Oh, grow up already. You haven't made a thought on your own since day one, so who cares if you claim others are brainwashed...

You'll vote for Obama and that's your right as a registered legal voter... Don't count on others to follow suit. Yeah, there will be millions who do. But don't go shoot yourself if Obama gets CRUSHED in this election.

Keep in mind, he's getting 92-95% of the black vote... You know, those people who aren't racist or anything... In accordance with that, I hope McCain gets just 70% of the white vote. He won't get THAT much because whites clearly aren't as racist as blacks, but 65% would prolly be cool... I don't need race as an issue personally, but OH BOY did the Democrats use it!!! There are hundreds of reasons to vote for McCain over Obama.

Experience... Easy.
Willingness to protect the nation(including a fight if necessary)... No question.
Decision making... WOW that one's easy. Obama thinks like a socialist and wants America to be socialist... We're not.
Just look at the associations of Obama... HATE MONGERS!!! RACISTS PIGS!! BIGOTS!!! LIARS... Well, both associate with liars... Afterall, they're part of our government. But man... Barack had a PASTOR for over 20yrs who's a known liar, racist, bigot and hate monger all in one... And he let that fool marry him and baptize his children... And I'm not supposed to believe Obama thinks like that himself? OF COURSE HE DOES!!! Why else would it take him so long to do anything more than attempt to dismiss the truth after Hillary's crew unleashed it??? Not that McCains crew wouldn't have done the same, but they didn't have to...

When the general public who hasn't been paying much attention yet(so they say) gets wind of Obama's racist lifestyle and "friends" who are admitted terrorists, etc... He's likely to go down in flames like the Hindenburg!

And it couldn't happen to a nicer politician! He is a nice politician... He's just not a very good man.



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