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joke for Mr.P
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Posted by: MikeT

I thought you'd like this one.

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc.

David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He works for the Kerry campaign, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

Posted by: Mr. P

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaahahaaaaaaa aaaaaaa

That's hilarious, I'm laughing out loud right now. I'm honored you thought of me when you posted this, ha ha ha, I'm still laughing

Mr. P

Posted by: LS1JAY

I don't get it........ Are you saying that the kids father was Markus?

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