The boss of a marketing firm called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a "Top Ten" List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.
The top ten:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively, has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis... This is your penis on drugs...
Posted by: Tang
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Posted by: The OLE MAN
The OLE MAN
Posted by: Sweet Seduction
eat your Viagra it will make you GROW BIG and STRONG...
and give you outstanding stamina! :bananafuc:
Posted by: Adrenalin
Viagra - Good things come to those who wait!
Posted by: Grape Ape
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Originally Posted by Sweet Seduction
eat your Viagra it will make you GROW BIG and STRONG...
and give you outstanding stamina! :bananafuc:
Have you conducted some sort of test or something?
If not, are you willing to consider it?
Posted by: 86pushrod
my girlfreind took viagra and couldnt get it up... i vote defective.
Posted by: Sweet Seduction
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Originally Posted by Grape Ape
Have you conducted some sort of test or something?
If not, are you willing to consider it?
lol...No. but they do make viagra for women though which myself personally dont need
Posted by: Grape Ape
I can't see a reason any woman would need a Viagra type product. But hey, maybe there's some type of "women" I haven't met yet. And at far less than 40, surely you don't need it!
