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Dinner coversation gone wrong......
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Posted by: skeezix

A DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not- don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurtful look on her face)
HUSBAND: (makes loud groan)

WIFE: "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"
HUSBAND: "I guess so."

WIFE: "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left handed."

WIFE: ---silence--
HUSBAND "Shit !!."

Posted by: MikeT

Posted by: 84camaro_z28

Posted by: IROC_ZO6

fucking women, always asking questions that they dont want to hear answered. you know if you were the one that died, 3 weeks later she would be off banging the pool boy in your car!

Posted by: VETTKLR

OOoooooooohhhhh!!!!!

Dammit!!!

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