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Mike T had a rough childhood............

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Posted by: Mr. P

The most difficult part was the steady diet of beanie weenies, and being given the impression that the world evolved around him.



He was a pampered boy, often bribed with cookies, and never allowed to cry. One day, however, all that came crashing down when his worlds collided, and a man-child was thrust into modern day society. The rest is an American tragedy.





Mr. P


Posted by: LS1JAY

Strange... I wonder why he only weighs 120 #'s now?


Posted by: Mr. P

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Originally Posted by LS1JAY
Strange... I wonder why he only weighs 120 #'s now?



It was the trauma of later life

Mr. P


Posted by: Slow Nova

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Originally Posted by LS1JAY
Strange... I wonder why he only weighs 120 #'s now?




Maybe he's only 3' tall?


Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by Slow Nova
Maybe he's only 3' tall?

Hmmm, he does look kinda short, but not that short. I bet he's atleast 4'8" or so.


Posted by: bigjsgirl

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Originally Posted by LS1JAY
Hmmm, he does look kinda short, but not that short. I bet he's atleast 4'8" or so.


and thats just his forehead


Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by bigjsgirl
and thats just his forehead

He definatly has a lot of head!


Posted by: Tang

For real, I was a FAT baby. Up until about 2 or 3. I growed up to weigh a whopping 135lbs at 6'0 .


Posted by: GMR

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Originally Posted by Tang
For real, I was a FAT baby. Up until about 2 or 3. I growed up to weigh a whopping 135lbs at 6'0 .



I feel ya man...I was a hefty baby too. Then I grewed up to weigh 130 at 5'6".

LS


Posted by: StoneFox

I was a small baby and grew into a 5' 9" 245 pound fat ass

One of you skinny fuckers need to come down here and drive my car when im done with it. Itll drop a tenth or so


Posted by: GMR

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Originally Posted by 89StoneFox
I was a small baby and grew into a 5' 9" 245 pound fat ass

One of you skinny fuckers need to come down here and drive my car when im done with it. Itll drop a tenth or so



Ooohh! Pick me! Pick me!!

LS


Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by Tang
For real, I was a FAT baby. Up until about 2 or 3. I growed up to weigh a whopping 135lbs at 6'0 .

I didn't realize that you were that heavy?






































































Posted by: Tang

Quote:
Originally Posted by 89StoneFox
I was a small baby and grew into a 5' 9" 245 pound fat ass

One of you skinny fuckers need to come down here and drive my car when im done with it. Itll drop a tenth or so




When you get as skinny as we are, we can't run in "stock" classes. We're so light we're considered weight loss mods


Posted by: The OLE MAN

You know................... the BRAIN is one of the HEAVIEST parts of the body. I guess you missed out


The OLE MAN


Posted by: LS1JAY

I'm just over 6' tall and weigh just over 200#'s right now.


Posted by: Tang

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Originally Posted by LS1JAY
I'm just over 6' tall and weigh just over 200#'s right now.




Fat Ass


Posted by: StoneFox

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Originally Posted by Tang
When you get as skinny as we are, we can't run in "stock" classes. We're so light we're considered weight loss mods






Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by Tang
Fat Ass

Sorry skinny, but I'm not fat! It's called muscle and you wouldn't understand!


Posted by: DeckSetter

I weight 8lbs 4oz when I was born. My dad's 5'6'', my mom's 5'5'', and I'm currently 6'2'' and weighing in at about 235-240lbs (I've got a lot of muscle, but I still need to lose 30 or so.......).

I went to high school with a guy that raced legend cars. His dad brought the car in to show our mechanics class one day and said that the kid was so light the class had a standard driver weight, and if the driver weighed less than that they had to add weight to the car to make up for it! I think the car weighed around 1300lbs and it ran on a Yamaha 1100 motorcycle engine. Pretty cool, the teacher let him hammer it around the parking lot for a couple of laps...he about lost it on the speed bump!


Posted by: skeezix

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Originally Posted by Tang
Fat Ass




I guess I won't mention that I'm 6.0ft and 245 lbs then.


Doh!


Posted by: Mr. P

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Originally Posted by LS1JAY
He definatly has a lot of head!



I think he get's a lot of head (one way or another)

Mr. P


Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by Mr. P
I think he get's a lot of head (one way or another)

Mr. P

Probably because he's a retrosexual.









Posted by: Mr. P

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. P
I think he get's a lot of head (one way or another)

Mr. P




..........probably from Jay


Posted by: Sweet Seduction

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Originally Posted by LS1JAY
Hmmm, he does look kinda short, but not that short. I bet he's atleast 4'8" or so.



there is nothing wrong with being short I am only 5'1.
but remember a few things though...
1-dynomite comes in small packages
2-short women make it easier to satisfy a man
especially when the woman is waist heighth
3-you never heard this from me


Posted by: Sweet Seduction

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Originally Posted by GMR
I feel ya man...I was a hefty baby too. Then I grewed up to weigh 130 at 5'6".

LS



lmao...what made me hefty was my ass and my ass is still bigger than the rest of me. NO i am not saying I am fat just a sweet seductive ass thats all


Posted by: Sweet Seduction

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Originally Posted by LS1JAY
I'm just over 6' tall and weigh just over 200#'s right now.



LS1JAY= "P.I.M.P." :lick:


Posted by: Sweet Seduction

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Originally Posted by Mr. P
I think he get's a lot of head (one way or another)

Mr. P



at least he's getting it :flip:


Posted by: Sweet Seduction

HEAD- the best part of waking a man up!


Posted by: DeckSetter

Wow, you're a postwhore. Jay's taught you well.


Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by Sweet Seduction
LS1JAY= "P.I.M.P." :lick:

Thank's sweetheart!


Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by Mr. P
..........probably from Jay

Why you gotta say something like that?


Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by DeckSetter
Wow, you're a postwhore. Jay's taught you well.

Why would you even say such a thing?


Posted by: Mr. P

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Originally Posted by LS1JAY
Why would you even say such a thing?



Why? To piss you off you, you, goober.

Mr. P


Posted by: No Rice Allowed

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Originally Posted by DeckSetter
I weight 8lbs 4oz when I was born. My dad's 5'6'', my mom's 5'5'', and I'm currently 6'2'' and weighing in at about 235-240lbs (I've got a lot of muscle, but I still need to lose 30 or so.......).

I went to high school with a guy that raced legend cars. His dad brought the car in to show our mechanics class one day and said that the kid was so light the class had a standard driver weight, and if the driver weighed less than that they had to add weight to the car to make up for it! I think the car weighed around 1300lbs and it ran on a Yamaha 1100 motorcycle engine. Pretty cool, the teacher let him hammer it around the parking lot for a couple of laps...he about lost it on the speed bump!




How tall is your mailman??


Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by No Rice Allowed
How tall is your mailman??


He once told me that he was 6'2" and about 235-240#'s!


Posted by: Sweet Seduction

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Originally Posted by LS1JAY
Thank's sweetheart!



anytime Jay


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