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CLASSES FOR MEN
AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY FRIDAY
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays.
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hour
beginning at 7 pm.
Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the
floor.
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 4: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen
Sink.
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at
7:00 pm.
Class 5: Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00PM.
Class 6: Learning How to Find Things -
Starting with looking in the right places
instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 7: Health Watch - Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00PM for 2
hours.
Class 8: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 9: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while she parallel parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 10: Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Class 11: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at
7:00 pm.
Class 12: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy -
Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important
dates
and Calling When You're Going to be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00PM for 2
hours.
Class 13: The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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