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Posted by: Sweet Seduction

How Women Shower:
> >
> >1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
> >according
> >to lights and darks.
> >
> > 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see
> >husband along
> > the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> >
> >3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental
> >note to do
> >more sit-ups.
> >
> >4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
> >loofah,
> >wide loofah, and pumice stone.
> >

>5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43
> >added
> >vitamins.
> >
> >6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
> >
> >7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced
> >with
>natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
> >
> >8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10
> >minutes until
> >red.
> >
> > 9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body
> >wash.
> >
> >10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
> >
> >11. Shave armpits and legs.
> >
> >12. Turn off shower.
> >
> > 13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots
> >with
> >Tilex.
> >
> >14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small
> >country. Wrap
> > hair in super absorbent towel.
> >
> > 15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
> >
> > 16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on
> >head.
> >
> >17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed
> >areas.
> >
> >

> >How Men Shower:
> >
> > 1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and
> >leave them
> > in a pile.
> >
>2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way,
> >shake
> > wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
> >
> > 3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of
> >your
> > wiener and scratch your ass.
> >
>4. Get in the shower.
> >
> > 5. Wash your face.
> >
> > 6. Wash your armpits.
> >
> > 7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them
> >off.
> >
>8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud
> >they
> >sound in the shower.
> >
> > 9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
> >
> > 10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the
> >soap.
> >
> > 11. Shampoo your hair.
> >
> >12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
> >
> > 13. Pee.
> >
>14. Rinse off and get out of shower.
> >
>15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because

> >curtain was
>hanging out of tub the whole time.
> >
>16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
> >
>17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan
> >on.
> >
>18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass
> >wife,
>pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound
> >again.
> >
>19. Throw wet towel on bed.

Posted by: bigjsgirl

Yeah,I've seen this before.My husband found it.It is so true!!

Posted by: LS1JAY

And your point is?

Posted by: IROC_ZO6

blah hahahahahahaha

helicopter helicopter !

Posted by: Tang

Quote:


	16. Admire wiener size in mirror again

no way, no guy is going to do this after it has just been exposed to water

Posted by: The OLE MAN

Actually, I just stand there and the BOSS takes care of the rest

The OLE MAN

ps, teach them while they are still young........................

Posted by: No Rice Allowed

That is all wrong....The gal and guy both rip off there clothes in the heat of passion and toss them everywhere, then both bump uglies in the shower together....

Get down and dirty, while getting cleaned....

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