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Posted by: maverick2010

God bless Canada

A Quebecers drinks his Molson and suddenly throws his bottle in
the air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says
"In Quebec,our beer bottles are so cheap that we don't need to drink from
the same one twice.
An Iraqi obviously impressed by this, drinks his camel beer,
throws his bottle into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the beer bottles
that we don't need to drink out of the same bottle twice either!
An Royal Canadian Mounted Police Officer, cool as a cucumber, picks
up his Labatt's Blue and drinks it, throws his bottle into the air,
pulls out his registered pistol and shoots the Quebecer and the Iraqi.
He says "In Canada we have so many Quebecers and Arabs that we
don't need to drink with t
he same ones twice.

Posted by: Carpet_Liquer

Amen brother.....amen!!!!

Posted by: No Rice Allowed

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Originally Posted by maverick2010


	God bless Canada A Quebecers drinks his Molson and suddenly throws his bottle in the air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Quebec,our beer bottles are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice. An Iraqi obviously impressed by this, drinks his camel beer, throws his bottle into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the beer bottles that we don't need to drink out of the same bottle twice either! An Royal Canadian Mounted Police Officer, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Labatt's Blue and drinks it, throws his bottle into the air, pulls out his registered pistol and shoots the Quebecer and the Iraqi. He says "In Canada we have so many Quebecers and Arabs that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice.

and an American soldier says, "I'll drink to that!!"

Posted by: Mr. P

deleted, not politically correct

potentially offensive to Canadians

Posted by: skeezix

We're the 'party-hardy' neighbors upstairs, P.

Posted by: VETTKLR

I saw a video of some Canadians gettin' rowdy in a Hotel a while back...strange brew!

Posted by: skeezix

Yeah, I saw that too.

IMO those fuckers were givin' us a bad name, especially that fat-ass bitch. I'm glad they got their asses kicked!

Posted by: RCowan99SSConv

Just got back from Montreal today after being there all week taking a class. Our next MMC mission is to conquer the place, send all the men to France where they'd rather be anyway and take all the women. Dayumn. It can be our summer drag-racing hang out. In the winter we'll just let the ice-age do its thing. Pretty wild place. I've never seen a more multi-cultural place except Berkeley.

I didn't see any stupid drunk people, they did you right in that dept. Did see a few people smoking mary jane in broad daylight

There were a few rice rockets farting around. I did see one BAD ASS red Nova with a bug catcher with 4 flaps sticking out of the hood. He was parking it in la Rue St. Jacques. lol. It just didn't look right there. Like a Big Mac served next to creme brulee or something.

Man everywhere it was like "Bonjour, blah blah blah". When they know damn well you are from the U.S. and I'm like "yeah, I'll take a Molson, thanks. I got the l'argent you can parlez anglais sil vouz plait"

They said you have to be able to speak French just to get a job there. They might as well break off and be their own country. It was like going to Canada World and this part was the French section of the amusement park.

I'd still go back...I might even learn some French just to try to get some of those babes. Dayumn. I mean dayummnnnn. Tall ones, short ones, thin ones, round ones, dark ones, light ones, goth ones, daisy duke ones, italian ones, asian ones, rasta ones, old, young. But not a single Mexicana--very small community of latinos. Lots of really cool outdoor cafes they can use on the 3 warm weeks of the year

But hey you can go smoke your Cubans and go to Cuba for vacation. :headbang:

Posted by: Carpet_Liquer

See.....told you guys it was the place to be!!! CANADA ROCKS!!!!

Posted by: bigjsgirl

i've been there and canada DOES NOT rock!

Posted by: Mrs Merc

Newfoundland ROCKS.........and it all depends what part of Canada you go to. I lived in Ontario for 7 yrs and had a great time. I am orginally from Newfie and George Street ROCKS.

Posted by: skeezix

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Originally Posted by bigjsgirl


	i've been there and canada DOES NOT rock!

How come?

Posted by: bigjsgirl

well,my last expriance up there sucked. The locals were rude .And they said that they didn't like americans.So that's why my opinon is "that it doesn't don't rock."

Posted by: VETTKLR

Did you show them your :jeepgirl:

I bet those would perk them up, eh?

Posted by: Mrs Merc

Not all Canadians are like that , some are very nice and polite, but it goes both ways also.....Don't let one bad incident make your decision on all of Canada. What part of Canada did u go too? I was just wondering.

Posted by: maverick2010

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Originally Posted by bigjsgirl


	well,my last expriance up there sucked. The locals were rude .And they said that they didn't like americans.So that's why my opinon is "that it doesn't don't rock."

Apparently you missed Texas north. Next time come to Alberta. Americans are always welcome.

Posted by: bigjsgirl

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Originally Posted by Mrs Merc


	Newfoundland ROCKS.........and it all depends what part of Canada you go to. I lived in Ontario for 7 yrs and had a great time. I am orginally from Newfie and George Street ROCKS.

I visited Ontario and Quebec.I lived in Watertown,N.Y. at the time.I did visit Niagara Falls on the Canadian side,which was nice.

Posted by: Mrs Merc

I can understand Quebec, my mom and sister even had bad run ins with them. Ontario, basically depends on what part you are in. Some parts of Ontario don't like newfies either, they think we are stupid, but at least we laugh at our own jokes. And yes Niagara Falls is very nice. I went there a few times when I lived in Ontario. Expensive though. The only thing I didn't do there was go in the boat to go and see the falls up close. We also use to go to US side and buy our cigarettes cause they were alot cheaper. Alot of us Canadians are pretty good though.

Posted by: bigjsgirl

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Originally Posted by Mrs Merc


	I can understand Quebec, my mom and sister even had bad run ins with them. Ontario, basically depends on what part you are in. Some parts of Ontario don't like newfies either, they think we are stupid, but at least we laugh at our own jokes. And yes Niagara Falls is very nice. I went there a few times when I lived in Ontario. Expensive though. The only thing I didn't do there was go in the boat to go and see the falls up close. We also use to go to US side and buy our cigarettes cause they were alot cheaper. Alot of us Canadians are pretty good though.

I didn't do the boat thing,either.It was too cold.Yes, it was expensive.Maybe I will go back.The scenery was beautiful.And maybe this time will be better.I did like the Mcdonalds.It served pizza!!!

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