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Posted by: Markus

My Girlfriend just called me "Hey babe, i was at the mall on the way home.. and i picked you up a case of beer for tomorrow night"

"ill pay you back.."

she cuts me off "no, you wont.. its my treat"

Keeper? Uh, yeah i think so.

Posted by: MikeT

Depends, it wasn't light beer was it?

Posted by: Markus

nope. My usual brand - Alexander Kieths.

Posted by: MikeT

Don't get married. She'll stop buying you beer.

Infact, she'll complain you drink to much.

Posted by: skeezix

She wants something..........

..........expensive, think expensive.

Posted by: Sweet Seduction

like maybe a RING!?!?!?!?!

Posted by: Markus

after 3 weeks? i fuckin doubt it!

Posted by: GT-Treb

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Originally Posted by MikeT


	Don't get married. She'll stop buying you beer. Infact, she'll complain you drink to much.

I must put a ditto on that MikeT!

Posted by: No Rice Allowed

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Originally Posted by MikeT


	Don't get married. She'll stop buying you beer. Infact, she'll complain you drink to much.

what if the girl Markus is talking about is in fact a shemale? Then what?

Posted by: skeezix

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Originally Posted by Markus


	after 3 weeks? i fuckin doubt it!

Yeah but don't forget, you LIVE in Nova Scotia!

Posted by: Mr. P

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Originally Posted by skeezix


	She wants something..........

Yeah, sounds like a beer.

Mr. P

Posted by: Tang

I think he should marry anyone that is willing to put up with his arrogant, pickled liver, asshole self. Not many females out there that want a guy that lives in a drunken stooper 24/7.

Posted by: Sweet Seduction

I did not say get married....

you took that the wrong way but I will correct myself....SHE'S A KEEPER DEMMIT!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by No Rice Allowed


	what if the girl Markus is talking about is in fact a shemale? Then what?

Has to be!

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Originally Posted by Tang


	I think he should marry anyone that is willing to put up with his arrogant, pickled liver, asshole self. Not many females out there that want a guy that lives in a drunken stooper 24/7.

True, but what about the poor person (male or female?) who marries him?

Posted by: Mr. P

people
PEOPLE !!!!!!

nobody should marry Markus, have some compassion for Chr**t's sake !!

Mr. P

Posted by: Sweet Seduction

why shouldnt anyone marry Markus?

Posted by: MikeT

He might reproduce?

Posted by: Markus

Jay doesnt like me cause i wont return his calls for a date.
NRA is just a shit disturber :p
So is Mr. P

Drunken stUper? Hardly. only on weekends or days off.

Not many girls? Ha... thaaaats a new one. likely had more women than youve had birthdays tang.

Posted by: Tang

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Originally Posted by Markus


	Not many girls? Ha... thaaaats a new one. likely had more women than youve had birthdays tang.

Now this may be true, but considering your desire, for constant inebriation, I'd hate to see those "lucky ladies"

Posted by: MikeT

Good come back!

Posted by: Sweet Seduction

are you saying he's :gay:? *chuckles*

Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by Sweet Seduction


	are you saying he's :gay:? chuckles

YES! He tries to deny it now, but he used to always post pics of him and other guys touching each other while intoxicated!

Posted by: Sweet Seduction

YOU DONT HAVE TO YELL AT ME DEMMIT GEESH!!

Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by Sweet Seduction


	YOU DONT HAVE TO YELL AT ME DEMMIT GEESH!!

Who's yelling? Don't be so sensitive, I'm not yelling at you, I was simply pointing out the "YES" part.

Posted by: No Rice Allowed

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Originally Posted by Sweet Seduction


	YOU DONT HAVE TO YELL AT ME DEMMIT GEESH!!

(and it goes like this, here it goes) paranoia, they destroy ya
(here it goes again) paranoia, they destroy ya

Dr. Dr. help her please I know you'll understand
there's a time device inside of me i'm a self-destructin' man
there's a red, under my bed
and there's a little green man in my head
and said you're not goin' crazy, you're just a bit sad
'cause there's a man in ya, knawin' ya, tearin' ya,

Posted by: Tang

Posted by: Mr. P

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Originally Posted by Tang


	Now this may be true, but considering your desire, for constant inebriation, I'd hate to see those "lucky ladies"

Wonder what the kids would look like, YIKES, now thaaaat's NOT a pretty mental image.

Mr. P

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