I can't remember if it has been done around here or not, but I've seen it on some other forums.
Someone starts off a story with a few lines, then the next person replies and adds a line, so forth and so on.
Now, please, no post whoring. In other words, dont add a post after another one of your own posts. And dont reply everytime the thread gets a reply. Give others time to get in on it. If you were the last to reply, and the thread is slipping towards the bottom, then you can bring it back up. Any mis-use of this post will get your posts deleted, which takes your count back down.
edit: I think we have well enough members to make the rule, each member can only post once per page. Thats once every 15 posts. We'll see how that goes
I'll start it off with:
"It was a quiet day in Texas........"
Posted by: No Rice Allowed
It was a quiet day in Texas.....Until Hurricane Kennis came ripping in.....
Posted by: Adrenalin
Quote:
Originally Posted by No Rice Allowed
It was a quiet day in Texas.....Until Hurricane Kennis came ripping in.....
with a torrent of wind and heavy rain. Mr. P was seen in the distance gathering....
Posted by: 3SuperSports
Quote:
Originally Posted by EvilLS1
...goats and stuffing them into his Porsche.
Furious that he could only fit three in,
Posted by: The OLE MAN
he grabbed his AK 47 and shot the other 27.............
The OLE MAN
Posted by: LS1 Mopar Turbo
corvettes that were hunting down his...
Posted by: StoneFox
most precious female goat ,Beulah....
Posted by: JustaV6
Quote:
Originally Posted by StoneFox
most precious female goat ,Beulah....
who was the only one who ever escaped MikeT's hidden goat farm...
Posted by: Adrenalin
Quote:
Originally Posted by JustaV6
who was the only one who ever escaped MikeT's hidden goat farm...
...although with a little help from Jay. Jay, a sort of weird fellow with a mullet, loved nothing more then to.....
Posted by: IROC_ZO6
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adrenalin
...although with a little help from Jay. Jay, a sort of weird fellow with a mullet, loved nothing more then to.....
have a good goat boink...
Posted by: skeezix
Quote:
Originally Posted by IROC_ZO6
have a good goat boink...
...in his brand new Trail-blazer!
Posted by: MikeT
Quote:
...in his brand new Trail-blazer!
While on his way to tennesse to meet with a world famous breeder with goats.
Posted by: JustaV6
Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeT
While on his way to tennesse to meet with a world famous breeder with goats.
who then realized Tennesse sucks so he went...
Posted by: No Rice Allowed
up to Canada to help Carpet clean his........
Posted by: Tang
goat skin interior, and help him
Posted by: The OLE MAN
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tang
goat skin interior, and help him
start a Socialist Left Wing breeding farm of Goats, funded by the
Government so he could take his money and . . . . . . .
The OLE MAN
Posted by: MikeT
Quote:
start a Socialist Left Wing breeding farm of Goats, funded by the
Government so he could take his money and . . . . . . .
Open up his own chain of goat brothels...
Posted by: Slow Nova
Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeT
Open up his own chain of goat brothels...
When, suddenly, out of nowhere, 50 miles away....
Posted by: MikeT
Quote:
When, suddenly, out of nowhere, 50 miles away....
A woodpecker is pecking away at Evil's roof.
Posted by: No Rice Allowed
While this half way wakes him up, Evil then grabs a can of Vienna Sausages and starts......
Posted by: Tang
holding a couple on top of his head, pretending to be a goat, to......
Posted by: MikeT
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holding a couple on top of his head, pretending to be a goat, to......
Then insert them into his nose and ears and makes snorting sounds. After which he hears a lazy yawn and a stirring under the sheets next to him...
Posted by: Tang
Mike, you sir, are an arse...lol
Posted by: StoneFox
Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeT
Then insert them into his nose and ears and makes snorting sounds. After which he hears a lazy yawn and a stirring under the sheets next to him...
When all of a sudden Mr P. jumps out wearing nothing but earmuffs and wool socks......
Posted by: The OLE MAN
Quote:
Originally Posted by StoneFox
When all of a sudden Mr P. jumps out wearing nothing but earmuffs and wool socks......
Holding a vote for BUSH sign in one hand and .................
Posted by: Tang
Evil, while very frightened.....
Posted by: No Rice Allowed
Calls the Auto Parts place to see if they have......
Posted by: StoneFox
a couple of heavy duty muffler clamps for his good buddy Mike T, and a tube of greese so he can lubricate his......
Posted by: Adrenalin
Quote:
Originally Posted by StoneFox
a couple of heavy duty muffler clamps for his good buddy Mike T, and a tube of greese so he can lubricate his......
top secret laser guided....
Posted by: LS1 Mopar Turbo
goat missile but just when he goes to fire...
Posted by: skeezix
...the super-conductive goat charge jams....
Posted by: Tang
I envy Grape Ape's.....
Posted by: No Rice Allowed
Pink Ford Escort, that does 0 to 60 in...
Posted by: skeezix
......2.5 minutes...
Posted by: LS1 Mopar Turbo
and the 1/4 in 22.02 at 62 mph...
Posted by: Adrenalin
Quote:
Originally Posted by LS1 Mopar Turbo
and the 1/4 in 22.02 at 62 mph...
even with the interior gutted. Grape Ape is proud of this car and displays his rainbow sticker proudly on the rear glass. Grape could never thank MikeT enough for giving that sticker to him.....
Posted by: MikeT
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even with the interior gutted. Grape Ape is proud of this car and displays his rainbow sticker proudly on the rear glass. Grape could never thank MikeT enough for giving that sticker to him.....
After he peeled it off Adrenalin's mustang GT. Which has no rear spoiler and broke down on the way to...
Posted by: No Rice Allowed
Central Crack Ave, in order to pick up a few....
Posted by: GMR
flowers for his blind date named Candy Cane, who was going to.....
LS
Posted by: LS1 Mopar Turbo
build him a wood dash for the escort then...
Posted by: LS1JAY
He remembered that it had a flat tire and didn't run anyway, so he decided to...
Posted by: skeezix
...scrap it and buy a TRABANT...
Posted by: Adrenalin
but then he remembered that he'd better not because MikeT being the homosexual gayfer he is, bought one and drives it to pick up IMSA on their way.....
Posted by: No Rice Allowed
To John Kerry's house.....
Posted by: LS1JAY
Quote:
Originally Posted by No Rice Allowed
To John Kerry's house.....
Where Penske has been hiding out for the past 3 months...
Posted by: StoneFox
Quote:
Originally Posted by LS1JAY
Where Penske has been hiding out for the past 3 months...
developing his sinister plot to take over the world using nothing but a Michael Moore film and a.......
Posted by: MikeT
Quote:
developing his sinister plot to take over the world using nothing but a Michael Moore film and a.......
time machine build from an '89 mazda 323. Which he went back to...
Posted by: StoneFox
Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeT
time machine build from an '89 mazda 323. Which he went back to...
about 300 million years ago and was eaten by a Tyrannosaurus but some how survived by chewing his way through the beast's stomach escaping into....
Posted by: LS1JAY
Quote:
Originally Posted by StoneFox
about 300 million years ago and was eaten by a Tyrannosaurus but some how survived by chewing his way through the beast's stomach escaping into....
A giant wooden Trojan Goat built by Mr. P...
Posted by: Tang
For God knows what kind of sick purpose.....
Posted by: No Rice Allowed
WAKE UP!!! WAKE UP!!!!! Your having a nightmare...Screams Heard....Evil grabs a Sickle and starts to....
Posted by: skeezix
....but obviously the wooden goat seemed better than a large wooden rabbit which had failed previously at P's attempt to take over a french castle in england......
Posted by: LS1JAY
Quote:
Originally Posted by skeezix
....but obviously the wooden goat seemed better than a large wooden rabbit which had failed previously at P's attempt to take over a french castle in england......
Where a gay guy named Markus lived, who liked to...
Posted by: Adrenalin
Quote:
Originally Posted by LS1JAY
Where a gay guy named Markus lived, who liked to...
Join Mr.P and Carpet in a secret session of.....
Posted by: LS1JAY
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adrenalin
Join Mr.P and Carpet in a secret session of.....
Homosexual activity with male Goats and...
Posted by: StoneFox
Quote:
Originally Posted by LS1JAY
Homosexual activity with male Goats and...
a certain mullet sporting Florida natiave would film these activites so he could...
Posted by: LS1JAY
Quote:
Originally Posted by StoneFox
a certain mullet sporting Florida natiave would film these activites so he could...
Send the tape to StoneFox who in return paid him $100 for the footage...
Posted by: JustaV6
Quote:
Originally Posted by LS1JAY
Send the tape to StoneFox who in return paid him $100 for the footage...
in which he used that 100 dollars to buy a vietnamese one-legged prostitute for the night...
would film these activites so he could...
