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Posted by: IMSA

I can see it coming. With a Kerry victory get ready to have to learn French as it’s going to be the new national language. And the Bible’s going to be outlawed. Big bonfires in the center of town burning every bible the Demo’s can find. Don’t even think about praying to Jesus. Christianity will be outlawed . Might even burn a few Christians at the stake as well. Nope, all Christians are going to burn at the stake. And guns? Hah! Get ready to shutter the windows ‘cause the Commie Demos are coming to take every one away. Shotguns, cap pistol, nuclear warheads, squirt guns, AK 47’s, and anything else they can lay their hands on. And if you point your finger as if could be considered looking like a gun, that hand’s coming off at the wrist. And those trucks and SUV's you're driving, get ready to give them up. Only cars that get at least 40 MPG are going to be allowed on the road, no exceptions. Yep, the Commies, errrrr the Demos are coming to get you.

IMSA

Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by IMSA


	I can see it coming. With a Kerry victory get ready to have to learn French as it’s going to be the new national language. And the Bible’s going to be outlawed. Big bonfires in the center of town burning every bible the Demo’s can find. Don’t even think about praying to Jesus. Christianity will be outlawed . Might even burn a few Christians at the stake as well. Nope, all Christians are going to burn at the stake. And guns? Hah! Get ready to shutter the windows ‘cause the Commie Demos are coming to take every one away. Shotguns, cap pistol, nuclear warheads, squirt guns, AK 47’s, and anything else they can lay their hands on. And if you point your finger as if could be considered looking like a gun, that hand’s coming off at the wrist. And those trucks and SUV's you're driving, get ready to give them up. Only cars that get at least 40 MPG are going to be allowed on the road, no exceptions. Yep, the Commies, errrrr the Demos are coming to get you. IMSA

Baahahhahahaaaaa! What a load of BS! You've got to be a reg in disguise, because no one can be that stupid to actually believe all that!

Posted by: LS1JAY

Of course... if he did win (which he wont) it might just be like that! The guy's Satan I tell you!

Posted by: 3SuperSports

Posted by: Mr. P

Kerry's the Anti-Christ !

haven't you guys seen the two protrusions he's been hiding under that hair?

Mr. P

Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by Mr. P


	Kerry's the Anti-Christ ! haven't you guys seen the two protrusions he's been hiding under that hair? Mr. P

Posted by: The OLE MAN

IMSA, you have got to be putting us on.

The OLE MAN

Posted by: IMSA

It’s true, all true and it gets worse for Republicans. I’ve been over at the top secret Democratic internetS and much is going on behind the scenes. Kerry has his advance group over in France as we speak negotiating a co-government with the French that will take effect in January. And right now most major print shops are running 24/7 busy printing the Book of Islam since Islam is going to be the new national religion. Go ahead, call your local Kinkos, they’ll tell you it’s true. Democratic storm trooper teams are amassing as we speak getting ready to arrest any and all Republicans after right after the election. Matter of fact, they’re already holding Carl Rove.
It’s a well known fact on other top secret Democratic internetS that Kerry has already met with Osama Bin Laden and arranged for him to be part of the new administration. It’s a new world boys, the Liberals are taking over.

IMSA

Posted by: Mr. P

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

I have to stop now, I'm trying to get my breath, before I go out and take the Ole Man's lead and steal some Kerry signs.

Mr. P

Posted by: IMSA

Be careful out there with the signs boys, very careful. Don’t get caught by any Democrats out there because they’re probably HO-MO-SEX-UALS that want to get their hands on you and do nasty things to your body. They might even try to turn you into HO-MO-SEX-UALS!

:bananafuc : :gay:

IMSA

Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by IMSA


	Be careful out there with the signs boys, very careful. Don’t get caught by any Democrats out there because they’re probably HO-MO-SEX-UALS that want to get their hands on you and do nasty things to your body. They might even try to turn you into HO-MO-SEX-UALS! :bananafuc : :gay: IMSA

I agree!

Posted by: Grape Ape

THE most ridiculous item of the day! It's funny though, and all the while, President Bush will hold the office he deserves.

Posted by: IMSA

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Originally Posted by Grape Ape


	THE most ridiculous item of the day! It's funny though, and all the while, President Bush will hold the office he deserves.

Hold office? Another couple of weeks. Deserve? No.

IMSA

Posted by: IMSA

P and the Ole Man not back from stealing signs yet? I'll bet the Democratic HO-MO-SEX-UALS got hold of them. They're probably going through an ANAL PROBE as we speak! Probably turned them into HO-MO-SEX-UALS. Oh well...

IMSA

Posted by: TNT

I'd be stealing signs too. But there's nobody in this town dumb enough to support skerry.

Even the black ministers around here are Republican

Posted by: IMSA

TNT

I’m surprised to see you here tonight! I thought you’d be fortified inside your house. Sand bags around the windows, enough food stocked in for a couple of months, and 20 or 30 thousands rounds of ammunition ready to go just by some odd chance Bush doesn’t win tomorrow.

How’s the hand coming along? Getting better?

IMSA

Posted by: IROC_ZO6

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Originally Posted by IMSA


	TNT I’m surprised to see you here tonight! I thought you’d be fortified inside your house. Sand bags around the windows, enough food stocked in for a couple of months, and 20 or 30 thousands rounds of ammunition ready to go just by some odd chance Bush doesn’t win tomorrow. How’s the hand coming along? Getting better? IMSA

your an idiot.

Posted by: TNT

I don't have any need to fear the impossible. Besides, I'm all ready putting together letters to send to Hinkley telling him that Skerry's screwing Jodie Foster in secret.

The hand's quite a bit better. Coordination is roughly the same as before the injury. My strenght in my right hand is still down a bit, but I'm working on that with some putty and other things the docs gave me. Now if I can just get the feeling back in the thumb it'd be great.

Posted by: No Rice Allowed

Didn't know you got hurt TNT, Hope you get better......I'm off to Vote!!

Posted by: MikeT

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	I’m surprised to see you here tonight! I thought you’d be fortified inside your house. Sand bags around the windows, enough food stocked in for a couple of months, and 20 or 30 thousands rounds of ammunition ready to go just by some odd chance Bush doesn’t win tomorrow.

you got him confused with me. Well except the Bush part. Othewise thats just another day...

Posted by: The OLE MAN

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Originally Posted by IMSA


	P and the Ole Man not back from stealing signs yet?

I don't know about OLE 'P', butt, I'm back

and NO, the Dems didn't bother me at all. Besides, what's a bunch of, I feel your pain, limp wristed, pastey white, pimpled faced, AID's infected BOZO's going to do to me

.

Keep in mind, I'm a law breaking, gun carrying, open containered, BAD ASS ( for an OLE MAN

) that is just

enough to shoot them for no reason.

The OLE MAN

Posted by: No Rice Allowed

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Originally Posted by The OLE MAN


	I don't know about OLE 'P', butt, I'm back and NO, the Dems didn't bother me at all. Besides, what's a bunch of, I feel your pain, limp wristed, pastey white, pimpled faced, AID's infected BOZO's going to do to me . Keep in mind, I'm a law breaking, gun carrying, open container BAD ASS ( for an OLE MAN ) The OLE MAN

I think it would be awesome if you dressed in black, shades on and pull up in that ol' Hemi...when you go vote.....reve it a few times to let them know you arrived...

Posted by: Mr. P

Whew, here it is, noon in Tennessee and I'm back with more Kerry signs. I just pull over and make it look like I'm pushing it in the ground, and then when all the cars are gone, pop, out it goes into the trunk, heh heh. I'm in the 740 Volvo today, and that trunk is FULL of em, hahahahahaha, I hope you guys don't see me on the evening news, because if I get pulled over with all that shit, I'm gonna make headlines!

Posted by: VETTKLR

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Originally Posted by The OLE MAN


	I don't know about OLE 'P', butt, I'm back and NO, the Dems didn't bother me at all. Besides, what's a bunch of, I feel your pain, limp wristed, pastey white, pimpled faced, AID's infected BOZO's going to do to me . Keep in mind, I'm a law breaking, gun carrying, open containered, BAD ASS ( for an OLE MAN ) that is just enough to shoot them for no reason. The OLE MAN

You are officially my role model.

Posted by: Geargrabber

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Originally Posted by IMSA


	And the Bible’s going to be outlawed. Big bonfires in the center of town burning every bible the Demo’s can find. Don’t even think about praying to Jesus. Christianity will be outlawed . IMSA

So what's the problem....that part sounds good to me.

Posted by: Slow Nova

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Originally Posted by Geargrabber


	So what's the problem....that part sounds good to me.

I don't know how or when...but I strongly believe this will actually happen one day on a global scale.

Posted by: Tang

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Originally Posted by LS1JAY


	Of course... if he did win (which he wont) it might just be like that! The guy's Satan I tell you!

My dad has said the same thing.

Posted by: Grape Ape

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Originally Posted by IMSA


	Hold office? Another couple of weeks. Deserve? No. IMSA

It's still looking like FOUR MORE YEARS from here.

As for deserving, regardless of how even the most critical pundits see it, he's far more deserving than his competitor.

Posted by: MikeT

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	I don't know how or when...but I strongly believe this will actually happen one day on a global scale.

Well anything is possible. Maybe if one day there is a global holywar and the chrisitains loose. Seems to me though the majority of the world (hindu, buddist) don't have too much problem with chrisitans. Just some of the muslims.

Posted by: LS1JAY

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Originally Posted by Geargrabber


	So what's the problem....that part sounds good to me.

But I guess you're all for Gay marriage? Go suck a big one, fag boy!

Posted by: Grape Ape

Relax Jay, not EVERYONE can be right!

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