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I love getting these kind of e-mails...

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Posted by: LS1JAY

I didn't open it, but I "previewed" it through my mail washer and then bounced it...

24 RIVER LANE GOVERNMENT
RESERVED AREA, ABUJA:

ATTENTION PLEASE! STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL!



WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, I GUESS MY LETTER WILL NOT EMBARRASS YOU, SINCE I HAVE
NO PREVIOUS CORRESPONDENCE WITH YOU. I STRONGLY BELIEVED, I WOULD NOT
REGRETAPPROACHING YOU IN THIS MATTER. I AM MR.EMMANUEL APAVOO, A SOLICITOR
AT LAW AND THE PERSONAL ATTORNEY TO LATE MR. MARK MICHELLE, A FRENCH
NATIONAL. LATE MR.MARK MICHELLE IS A PRIVATE OIL CONSULTANT/CONTRACTOR WITH
THE SHELL PETROLEUM DEVELOPMENT IN SAUDI ARABIA,HEREIN AFTER SHALL BE
REFERRED TO
AS MY CLIENT. I HAVE AVERY URGENT AND MUTUAL BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP TO
PROPOSE TO YOU. ON THURSDAY JUNE 6TH 2000, MY CLIENT AND HIS WIFE WITH THEIR
THREE CHILDREN WERE INVOLVED IN AN AUTO CLASH, ALL OCCUPANTS OF THE VEHICLE
UNFORTUNATELY LOST THEIR LIVES. SINCE THEN, I HAVE MADE SEVERAL ENQUIRIES
WITH HIS COUNTRY’S EMBASSIES TO LOCATE ANY OF MY CLIENTS EXTENDED RELATIVES,
THIS HAS ALSO
PROVED UNSUCCESSFUL. AFTER THESE SEVERAL UNSUCCESSFUL ATTEMPTS, I DECIDEDTO
PERSONALLY CONTACT YOU WITH THIS BUSINESS PARTNERSHIP PROPOSAL.
I HAVE CONTACTED YOU TO ASSIST IN REPATRIATING A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY LEFT
BEHIND BY MY CLIENT BEFORE THEY GET CONFISCATED OR DECLARED UNSERVICEABLE BY
THE FINANCE AND
SECURITY COMPANY WHERE THESE HUGE DEPOSIT WAS LODGED. THE DECEASED HAD A
DEPOSIT VALUED PRESENTLY AT $12,000,000.00 MILLION US DOLLARS (TWELVE
MILLION UNITED
STATE DOLLARS) AND COMPANY HAS ISSUED ME A NOTICE TO PROVIDE HIS NEXT OF KIN
OR BENEFICIARY BY WILL OTHERWISE HAVE THE ACCOUNT CONFISCATED WITHIN THE
NEXT THIRTY WORKINGDAYS.

HAVING BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL IN LOCATING ANY OF MY LATE CLIENT RELATIVES FOR
OVER TWO (2) YEARS NOW. I AM NOW SEEKING YOUR CONSENT TO PRESENT YOU AS THE
NEXT OF KIN/BENEFICIARY TO THE DECEASED SO THAT THE PROCEEDSOF THIS ACCOUNT
VALUED AT $ 12 MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS CAN BE PAID TO YOU. IT IS NOT
NECESSARY TO BE NEITHER IS IT NECESSARY TO BEAR THE SAME SURNAME WITH HIM.
IT IS EVEN NOT IMPORTANT FOR THE STAND-IN NEXT OF KIN TO BE A FRENCH
NATIONAL.

ALREADY, I HAVE WORKED OUT MODALITIES FOR ACHIEVING MY AIM OF APPOINTING A
NEXT OF KIN AS WELL AS TRANSFER THE MONEY ABROAD FOR US TO SHARE IN THE
RATIO OF 60% FOR ME AND 40% TO YOU. IT IS MY INTENTION TO ACHIEVETHIS
TRANSFER IN A
LEGITIMATE WAY, ALL I REQUIRED IS YOUR HONEST, CO-OPERATION, CONFIDENTIALITY
AND TRUSTTO ENABLE US SEE THIS TRANSACTION THROUGH. THE MONEY TRANSFER PAPER
WORK ITSELF WILL INCLUDE A CERTIFICATE OF ORIGIN SO THAT THE RECEIVING BANK
DOES NOT ASK QUESTION. ALSO THE PAPER WORK WILL INCLUDE PROPER CERTIFICATE
THAT THE FUND BEING TRANSFERRED IS FROM NON-CRIMINAL SOURCES.

IN SHORT THIS WILL BE A PROPER AND LEGAL MONEYTRANSFER WITH APPARENTLY NO
RISK INVOLVED. THE TRANSACTION IS GUARANTEED TO SUCCEED WITHOUT ANYPROBLEM.
AS SOON AS I HEAR FROM YOU, I SHALL PROVIDE YOU WITH FURTHER CLARIFICATION
THAT YOU MAY NEED. YOUR URGENT RESPONSE WILL BE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED
ANDAPPRECIATED.


BEST WISHES,

MR.EMMANUEL APAVOO.

NOTE: IN THE EVENT YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO ASSIST,
KINDLY NOTIFY ME TO PREVENT ME FROM MAKING FURTHER CONTACTS.



Posted by: MikeT

dude, I never get those.







you didn't put your REAL email addy in those porn sites did you?



Posted by: skeezix

Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeT
dude, I never get those.







you didn't put your REAL email addy in those porn sites did you?




Jay........you didn't did you?



Posted by: LS1JAY

Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeT
dude, I never get those.







you didn't put your REAL email addy in those porn sites did you?

Crap!






































NO! I don't even go to porn sites!



Posted by: OminousRT

Have you seen this site? Some of the stuff they did to these Nigerian Scammers is funny. http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/



Posted by: LS1JAY

Here's another good one I recieved today...

I own more then 50.000 only teenage hard-core
exposures and about 70 hours of upper-class choice video.

http:/***/opbmgaw[/url]. ****** /?oZqWW5U9ps_61oUldr



Posted by: P8TRIOT

PLEASE, PLEASE

What was that URL?

:mrp:



Posted by: 85snake

Ive still never recieved one of those. With the grammer and nature of it I really cant believe someone would actually fall for something like that.



Posted by: LS1JAY

Quote:
Originally Posted by 85snake
With the grammer and nature of it I really cant believe someone would actually fall for something like that.

If they fall for it... they pretty much deserve it!



Posted by: Mrs Merc

I recieved a couple of them and one from a Bank. The one I got from the Bank I called them and told them about it and then I sent it to their bank, they told that their are people trying to get account numbers from these emails........and to top it off I didn't even have an account with them.



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