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Old 03-14-2009, 08:49 AM   #1
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A Little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing
happened.

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided
to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the
little boy a $ 5.00 bill.

The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little
boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a
thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God:

Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some
reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those assholes took $95.00 in taxes.


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Old 03-14-2009, 09:39 AM   #2
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Im surprised they left any thing at all.
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Old 03-14-2009, 06:14 PM   #4
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Old 03-15-2009, 01:27 PM   #5
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And now I heard they wanna TAX health insurance that's paid for by your employer!
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Old 03-15-2009, 06:37 PM   #6
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