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Old 03-11-2009, 10:55 PM   #1
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Big Grin The Good Nurse

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an
inflamed appendix.
The doctors operated and advised him that all
was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the
hairs in his crotch.
Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors
hadn't told him about it,
he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up
enough so he could look at
what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his
pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind
that doesn't come off easily.

Written in large black letters was the sentence:
"Get well soon...from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over
last week.."

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Old 03-11-2009, 11:50 PM   #2
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If its anything like the adhesive they use for a heart monitor, that would suck to pull off. Didnt get all the adhesive off for close to a week.
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Old 03-12-2009, 12:03 AM   #3
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Yeah, the night of my accident my blood pressure went through the roof (the lower number was over 100 ) and they had all kinds of sticky stuff stuck to me. And then after my surgery my heart rate went up to 200 bpm, so more heart monitor stuff! I have no history of heart or b/p problems; couldn't drive a commercial vehicle if I did!
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Old 03-12-2009, 01:59 AM   #4
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That's why you should always shave your pubes.
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Old 03-12-2009, 09:28 AM   #5
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O.K. no hospital for me

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