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Old 08-29-2008, 11:13 AM   #46
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When is a minivan still considered a minivan?

I was at my dad's house today when my sister pulled up in her 2006 Honda Odyssey. She parked it next to my dad's 1980 Chevy G series van.... By most considerations, a traditional full size van.

Now looking at these things side by side I start to realize the Odyssey isn't that mini after all. It actually looks bigger. So I dig up some specs between the two.

Wheelbase - Lenght - Width - Height

Odyssey
118in - 201in - 76in - 70in

Chevy G10 Van
110in - 179in - 79in - 79in

So the Honda is 3 inches skinnier and 9 inches shorter but nearly two feet bigger from bumper to bumper.... I think it's time they call it what it is. A big ass van.
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:22 PM   #47
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:24 PM   #48
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Old 08-29-2008, 03:28 PM   #49
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You know... I could cheat and lock the thread right after I post in it...



"or any other action otther than natural time lapse will render the payment null and void"

You'll be paying yourself.....
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Quote:
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Damn Damn Damn! O well,
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